Have sex with a GAY MAN or death? - Page 4

theben · #31 10-04-2005, 04:15 PM

because GAY MAN jumps out more than gay man and i was shooting for shock-value

theben · #32 10-04-2005, 04:16 PM

what a shame. and i thought he was totally cool

theben · #33 10-04-2005, 04:16 PM

wonder what he just had to delete

Pyromaniac · #34 10-04-2005, 04:35 PM

is this with or without Burt Reynolds bow/arrow backup?

captZEEbo1 · #35 10-04-2005, 04:43 PM

I think the better question (since I assume nobody would take death over sex with man), how much $ would it take for you to have sex with a man (this assumes nobody will ever find out about it unless you blab/brag).

Sponger15SB · #36 10-04-2005, 04:46 PM

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Death, of course. If he were bi, that'd be okay.

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"See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I [censored] on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. He LOVES the cock."

Shajen · #37 10-04-2005, 04:51 PM

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I think the better question (since I assume nobody would take death over sex with man), how much $ would it take for you to have sex with a man (this assumes nobody will ever find out about it unless you blab/brag).

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Questions like this bug me. How will they never find out? I mean, theoretically (because it won't ever happen) you agree to have sweaty man on man buttsex with some dude for 65million dollars.

How the hell are people not gonna notice? HELLO, YOU HAVE 65 MILLION DOLLARS YOU EARNED ANALLY!

They'll notice. If not by your extravagant spending habits as you try to buy your way out of the horrible memory of having your ass-cherry popped by some nasty dude who has to pay a straight guy a huge sum of money to get laid, they'll notice by the fact that you now no longer associate with them. I mean, you'd have to leave the country.

"Wonder what ever happened to CaptZEEbo1. Guess He had ass sex with a dude for a ton of money and disappeared."

asofel · #38 10-04-2005, 05:00 PM

I'd just tell them that I was paid a lot of money by a really hot rich woman over 50.....now if only I could think of one...

IndieMatty · #39 10-04-2005, 05:01 PM

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Death, of course. If he were bi, that'd be okay.

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Exactly, I aint' fukin no queer.

captZEEbo1 · #40 10-04-2005, 05:06 PM

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I think the better question (since I assume nobody would take death over sex with man), how much $ would it take for you to have sex with a man (this assumes nobody will ever find out about it unless you blab/brag).

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Questions like this bug me. How will they never find out? I mean, theoretically (because it won't ever happen) you agree to have sweaty man on man buttsex with some dude for 65million dollars.

How the hell are people not gonna notice? HELLO, YOU HAVE 65 MILLION DOLLARS YOU EARNED ANALLY!

They'll notice. If not by your extravagant spending habits as you try to buy your way out of the horrible memory of having your ass-cherry popped by some nasty dude who has to pay a straight guy a huge sum of money to get laid, they'll notice by the fact that you now no longer associate with them. I mean, you'd have to leave the country.

"Wonder what ever happened to CaptZEEbo1. Guess He had ass sex with a dude for a ton of money and disappeared."

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Ummm...65 million seems to be the going rate for you? I'd probably do it for like 20k or so. No noticeable differences in my lifestyle would occur.

And furthermore, if MY question is so bad, why aren't you going off on OP? My scenario is more likely. Let's say you are in a foreign country already (on vacation), and some rich businessman thinks you're really hot and offers you lots of $$$.