Worst time and Place to SHART.

[TomCollins]

In line, right about to get on a roller coaster.

[orange]

I was about 13 years old at a summer camp. I was prancing around the cabin like a fool, singing and pretty much f*cking around along with the other guys.

I felt one coming up, and, being in an all male cabin, it was time to blast one. I squatted low and spread the cheeks, hoping for maximum noise. "Hey guys, listen to this" I declared...

Instead, a sickening, wet, bubbly sound echoed throughout the cabin, and to my utter horror, I felt the rhea blast through. I grabbed a nearby tissue box and discovered that I indeed sharted myself.

I ran to the bathroom and cleaned for the rest of the afternoon.

Good times...

[Spaded]

On one of those funny/extreme video sites there was a guy who was lying face up on the ground, legs in the air. He then took a lighter and held it up to his rear and pushed as hard as he could and sharted a stream right thru his boxers.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

I sharted as soon as I got shot off the catapult in the cockpit of a Navy jet. It was the start of a 2 hour mission. Unfortunately, I am not kidding...

[DougOzzzz]

I hadn't even heard of the term before, but this brings up really terrible memories of an incident in 7th grade that ruined my social life for about 3 years...

[PoBoy321]

I was in high school when I went out for like a 4 mile jog and as soon as I hit the 2 mile mark, I had to [censored], so I stopped running, but I knew that if I walked, I wouldn't be able to make it home in time to not [censored] myself, so I'd start running, but that just made me have to [censored] more, so I just didn't know what to do. I debated just stopping on the side of the road and just shitting on the curb, but seriously, who the [censored] would do that? So I walked, in that kind of "I have to [censored], so I'm clenching my ass cheeks, but I'm trying to walk really fast, so I look like a black guy making fun of the way white people walk" walk, when all of a sudden, I felt what I thought was a fart coming out, so I said "OK, maybe that'll relieve some pressure," but no, I [censored] myself, and i just didn't know what to do, so I just walked home with this huge load in my pants, and it was the single most disgusting moment of my life.

[Eurotrash]

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I was in high school when I went out for like a 4 mile jog and as soon as I hit the 2 mile mark, I had to [censored], so I stopped running, but I knew that if I walked, I wouldn't be able to make it home in time to not [censored] myself, so I'd start running, but that just made me have to [censored] more, so I just didn't know what to do. I debated just stopping on the side of the road and just shitting on the curb, but seriously, who the [censored] would do that? So I walked, in that kind of "I have to [censored], so I'm clenching my ass cheeks, but I'm trying to walk really fast, so I look like a black guy making fun of the way white people walk" walk, when all of a sudden, I felt what I thought was a fart coming out, so I said "OK, maybe that'll relieve some pressure," but no, I [censored] myself, and i just didn't know what to do, so I just walked home with this huge load in my pants, and it was the single most disgusting moment of my life.

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this one had me laughing out loud, Poboy.

[Voltron87]

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I was in high school when I went out for like a 4 mile jog and as soon as I hit the 2 mile mark, I had to [censored], so I stopped running, but I knew that if I walked, I wouldn't be able to make it home in time to not [censored] myself, so I'd start running, but that just made me have to [censored] more, so I just didn't know what to do. I debated just stopping on the side of the road and just shitting on the curb, but seriously, who the [censored] would do that? So I walked, in that kind of "I have to [censored], so I'm clenching my ass cheeks, but I'm trying to walk really fast, so I look like a black guy making fun of the way white people walk" walk, when all of a sudden, I felt what I thought was a fart coming out, so I said "OK, maybe that'll relieve some pressure," but no, I [censored] myself, and i just didn't know what to do, so I just walked home with this huge load in my pants, and it was the single most disgusting moment of my life.

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ohman. this is hilarious.

people are really opening up.

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Is there really a best time and place to shart?

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if there is, it's certainly not during a rimjob

[ChipWrecked]

I think Jessica Alba is going to keep looking now; sorry dude... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]