post a joke

[gorie]

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for real, are you a boy or a girl?

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funny.!!

[shant]

Two penguins are taking a bath together.

The first penguin turns to the other and politely says, "Would you please pass the soap?"

The second penguin says, "HOLY SH!T A TALKING PENGUIN"

[Boris]

no, no you don't get it. I'm being serious, not making funny.

[gorie]

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no, no you don't get it. I'm being serious, not making funny.

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[Boris]

A child molester, a rapist and a priest walk in to a bar....











And then another guy walks in the bar.

[The Yugoslavian]

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it's like a puzzle with pants

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Damnit Durron...we went over this!

He says 'pans' while he was supposed to say 'hands.' Although for some dumb reason everyone thinks he says 'pants.'

Joke:

There was a big moron and a little moron walking across a bridge. Who do you think fell off the bridge first?

The big moron fell of first, of course, b/c the little moron was a little more on the bridge!!!

Bwahahahahahah, rolf, lmfao, pwn3d, ship it, holla, batch, 3u0, wtf, brb, afk, etc....

Yugoslav

[gumpzilla]

I think you should stick to physics jokes. Give OOT what it wants . . . nay, NEEDS.

P.S. I think your joke works much better if instead of "another guy," you use "a second guy" instead.

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These two guys are at the bar when the one reaches and pulls out a cigarette. His buddy quickly pulls out a 10 inch lighter and lights his cigarette for him.

"Where the hell did you get that thing?" The firend asks rather shocked.

"Oh my genie gave it to me," the first replies matter of factly.

"Your genie? Wtf?"

"Yah, i found him while cleaning out my attic. He'll grant you a wish if you want"

So the one friend nods and the other guy conjures up the genie.

The genie appears and says he'll grant the friend one wish and only one wish.

"I want a MILLION BUCKS!"

*POOF*

All of the sudden the bar is filled with a million ducks. They're quacking and [censored] 'ing all over the place.

The guy who wished for the money starts screaming and hollering, "I said a million bucks! What kind of genie is this?"

Oh, i forgot to tell you the Genie is hard of hearing

, "you think i asked for a 10 inch bic?"

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FYP

Many

no. i like my topic. some of the best jokes are the ones that aren't even funny.

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This can't be true

Many

[TheCroShow]

What happens when you give a lawyer viagra?

He grows taller