Name my kid, round of 16

[durron597]

I really don't like your seeding. Rachel vs. Lauren, and then Gwynn vs. Kelsey?

[gorie]

Jacie
if this is pronounced "jackie" your daughter will be outgoing, but also kind of snobby. OR she will be fat and ugly, with a sense of humor.
if this is pronounced "jaysee" she'll quite possibly be a slut.

Paige
your daugher will be pretty and nice. but an innocent kind of pretty. possibly a naughty kind of nice.

Rachel
a. she'll be pretty or ugly
b. she'll be nice or mean
she'll have a haircut named after her. or will she be named after a haircut ?

Lauren
she'll have a lot of friends, but she's not a favorite, no one really notices her much.

Elizabeth
she'll be friendly and good looking. homecoming queen.

Jane
omg everyone hates jane!!!!!!

Gwynn
she is into S&M.

Kelsey
they call her fraiser. and she has poor grammar. she'll hate her parents. but she'll be good at soccer.

Anna
short and cute. fun to be around. smart, too.

Corie
constantly wishes her name was gorie. so she'll be depressed a lot.

Victoria
pretty girl, unique, and talented. sometimes will go out of her way to be noticed. behind her back she's known as victwhoria.


Alex
one of the guys.

Ashley
it's just ashley, who cares?

Kayla
she'll like to party. with her clothes off.


Abby
friendly & likeable. CUTE. like a puppy.

Michelle
smart and attractive. she likes it up the butt.

[Voltron87]

damn, those are spot on.

[kerssens]

Put some thought into this have you?

[BottlesOf]

I'm honored to vote in this.

[Blarg]

This was my favorite:

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Anna
short

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[Vote4Pedro]

Yes! 8 for 8 so far

[Vavavoom]

I'll stick with my original suggestion of Lauren......

[imported_anacardo]

Alternate spellings are powerfully, powerfully -EV.

"Ashleigh" = akin to drawing to a gutshot with 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] on a 8 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 10 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] board.

"Ashlee" = burn in hell, you [censored] monster.

Your kid's handle is not something to [censored] around with.

Just being known by my middle name has probably cost me a week or so of my life in confusion, rewritten forms and hassle from GOD-DAMNED EMPIRE TECH SUPPORT.

Keep it memorable, classy, yet unpretentious and According To Hoyle.

[Vote4Pedro]

I'm suprised that Faye didnt make the poll