Best lines said/heard after a suckout(low content)

[LuvDemNutz]

When I suckout on someone:

"It's not my fault you suck at poker".

[Grease]

To preface: Guy 1 just cracked Guy 2's AA and can't shut up about it.

I'm sitting in between these guys in my intimidation gear; a pink oxford shirt. I want nothing to do with them and they keep dragging me into their tiss.

Guy 1: (Really loud and drunk)...I had AA before too, and they lost man, they LOST MAN! Don't you KNOW IT? Am I right? Tell me I'm right.

Guy 2: Could you please shut THE [censored] UP?

Guy 1: Do you want to make something of it, [censored]?

Guy 2: I just did 6 years hard time in a Bay Prison for beating the [censored] outta some retard like you, and I'm READY TO DO IT AGAIN!

After peeing my pants, I get a seat change so I don't have to deflect any misplaced punches or bottles.

At this point, I think the floor should have been called and both guys escorted out. Instead the game continued, and they both lost upwards of $400.

[yoadrians]

Here's the one that gets me upset in ONLINE poker:

Player 1 goes all-in preflop. Player 2 calls.

Player 1 flips up 88. Player 2 shows AA.

Flop: AKK
Turn: 8
River: 8

Player 1 writes into the chat box: "TY" or "Thank You"

[Bremen]

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Player 1 writes into the chat box: "TY" or "Thank You"

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I would respond "No. Thank you." If someone made an atrocious play and sucked out. I doubt they'd ever understand though.

[yoadrians]

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Player 1 writes into the chat box: "TY" or "Thank You"

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I would respond "No. Thank you." If someone made an atrocious play and sucked out. I doubt they'd ever understand though.

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I kind of like that. Thanks for the idea [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Grease]

You missed a crazy 6/12 game last night.

Had a $600 swing in around 45 minutes.

I was also afraid for my life.

[Bremen]

I looked for you around 8ish before I left. Ran totally card dead for 4 hours at 10/20 and lost 33BB. Only won 3 smallish pots in that time. Were you on the boards as GS?

[wmspringer]

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I like to use a "husband" line on some fool who starts ranting after taking a bad beat. "Boo-fing-hoo. Go cry on your husband's shoulder." "Go ask your husband for more money and reload." Stuff like that. It really gets 'em going.

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I used to know a guy who liked to ask "You want some cheese to go with that whine?"

[TheCroShow]

played in a live tourney last night. in the bb i was dealt 35o, flopped a straight, bet out 1/3 the pot, got some callers. turn high card, like a king or ace, i check middle guy bets the pot i call..by this time, i'm a little below the average. river another painted card, i bet out 1/3 the pot, guy reraises me (doubles up my bet) i think and go all in, he instantly calls me with AQ for top pair good kicker. i did not slowroll him though, the instant he said call i said "i have a straight" and flipped my dorky cards. slowrolling is not fun, i NEVER do it.

anyway, guy next to me (not involved in the hand) nodded and said "nice hand." in the middle of saying "thank you," i stopped myself and said "actually no, not a nice hand, just a nice board for me."

[TenEightOff]

The best was when this guy cracked a set against me rivering the nuts and checked and I checked. He rolls it over and I proceeded to ask him "When were you gonna bet? 6th street?"

Shippit.