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#31
06-24-2005, 08:36 PM
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Re: Post your one line poker tips here
If someone checkraises you twice in one hand call down.
Krishan 
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#32
06-24-2005, 08:42 PM
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Re: Post your one line poker tips here
You see, you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.
Oh yeah: You should never count your money when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.
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#34
06-24-2005, 11:26 PM
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Re: Post your one line poker tips here
Self improvement is masturbation
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#35
06-24-2005, 11:40 PM
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Re: Post your one line poker tips here
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Here are a few: Any two can win!! But they're sooooted!! And...from a guy in my 10/20 game the other night, "the 5 is in every straight except Broadway...just like the 10 is in every straight except the wheel." The dealer and I pointed out that the 5 doesn't quite make it into the K-high straight either for example (among others) but didn't labor on the point and just got a nice laugh. Some others: Stealing the blinds is easier from UTG. 33 is the 'magic' hand. AA never wins. And another one live from the table, "those statistics they show on TV aren't how the cards really run. When it says a hand wins 80% of the time it usually only wins around 50%." My two live at the table quotes were both from the past couple weeks. C'mon out to Tunica y'all!! Sometimes they make 'em a bit stupider here in the good ol' south!! [/ QUOTE ] the guy should have said that nobody can have a straight without a 5 or a 10 in it... which is correct and kinda mind-boggling "but they're suited" is a classic line... well done my additions are: "i hate pocket jacks" -comes from people who suck and "that's poker" -comes from people who suck but are lucky
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#39
06-25-2005, 01:20 AM
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Re: Post your one line poker tips here
If you want to beat the matador in a cash game, you better get out of the kiddy pool and start making moves.
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