The pockets of jeans today

[Voltron87]

So yesterday I went clothes shopping, bought 2 pairs of jeans and a bunch of polo shirts. The jeans were 60-70$, I've spent about twice as much on jeans but these were nice and I liked them. But they were expensive enough to be well designed, theyre not 15$ jeans from walmart, thats the point.

So I put one pair on this morning and I cant [censored] fit my hands in the pockets. The opening is just not very large. These are not tight ass eurofag jeans, they are regular, decently loose denim ones. You should be able to put a cellphone/billfold in the left pocket, wallet and keys + change in the right, along with something else. I cant fit my wallet in these. My wallet is normal sized. The actual pockets are big enough to hold everything, the opening is just ridiculously small. Now I'm a pretty big person, over 6 feet, and have larger than normal hands but this is ridiculous. I go in to get my keys and the top part rubs up against my knuckles and wont fit. WTF?


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