anyone have any funny stories about crapping their pants? - Page 4

Shajen · #31 05-18-2005, 08:10 AM

A roommate of mine in the Corps got raging drunk one night. I had crashed at a friend's house and walked into this:

He'd apparently gotten so drunk he couldn't crawl to the bathroom. He ended up shitting all over the floor, his clothes, everything. I walked in to the horrible smell and a couple smeared turds sitting on the carpet. I grabbed his covers and yanked them off him, intending to beat his ass for his disgusting behavior.

I couldn't when I saw his toes with [censored] smashed up between them. I just had to laugh. Disgusting bastard.

We called him shitstain after that. Dude could drink so much he'd get beyond drunk.

stigmata · #32 05-18-2005, 08:26 AM

I was about 4 years old, and we were on a family trip to Brighton beach (UK). Unfortunatley, I had the most awful diarrhea. There were no public toilets nearby, so my mother made a hollow in the pebbles and sat me over it. I extricated some putrid, rank green slime. My mother covered the mess over with a pyramid of pebbles. The smell was so bad we moved a hundred yards or so along the beach.

Looking back down the beach - as I am told - a young, loving couple were strolling along, arm in arm. They sat themselves right next to my lovely pyramid. Romantically, the guy slowly starts picking pebbles from the pile, and throwing them out into the sea.....

You can see what happens next

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blaze666 · #33 05-18-2005, 01:16 PM

this guy shat (or is it [censored].ted?) himself while we wre having an inspection. good times... good times..

rustyboy · #34 05-18-2005, 01:24 PM

My ex's roomate went home with a guy she had been seeing for a while. They got extremely drunk at the local bar and stumbled back to his place. She proceded to dump in his clothes hamper. It was the right height and almost the right shape. A few hours later they smelled it and they started digging in to find the source. Needless to say, they are still together to this day.

jakethebake · #35 05-18-2005, 01:29 PM

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Needless to say, they are still together to this day.

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AviD · #36 05-18-2005, 02:01 PM

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My ex's roomate went home with a guy she had been seeing for a while. They got extremely drunk at the local bar and stumbled back to his place. She proceded to dump in his clothes hamper. It was the right height and almost the right shape. A few hours later they smelled it and they started digging in to find the source. Needless to say, they are still together to this day.

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That dude has some tolerance.

It could have been worse, she could have gotten so drunk she [censored] on him...or even worse banged his roomate in the next room over.

Hey, we all make mistakes.

shant · #37 05-18-2005, 02:07 PM

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i'm playing 30-60 right now, so i can't write it all out, but i'm sure my brother is eager to tell the story of when i [censored] my pants

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I woke up the morning after going to a club and my brother's wet boxers were drying near my towel in the bathroom. In the living room the couch was covered with a blanket. I didn't think much of it and went back to sleep. My brother was so drunk he had [censored] himself all over our couch.

He didn't even bother to try and wipe the [censored] off the couch covers before he unzipped them and threw them into the washer. So, they washed in [censored] water. I threw them away.

He also wanted to "not tell anyone" after he told me. But my roomate had woke up and smelled the [censored] smell all over the house and found what he did, and told everyone we knew.

This is what he was so drunk off of: 3 shots of Bacardi RAZZ and some beers.

Shajen · #38 05-18-2005, 02:11 PM

Wow, that's an impressive tolerance level.

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tinga81 · #39 05-18-2005, 04:07 PM

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ive never been so drunk that I [censored] on myself. I didnt even know this was possible.

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Most people die before they get that drunk.

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you haven't met some of my friends, they'll gladly tell their grand stories of shitting and pissing themselves as they're passed out.

gilper · #40 05-18-2005, 04:29 PM

I've just finished my wrestling match and I'm chillin' on the bench watching our 152 pounder. A teammate says "What is that on Rodney, Oh my god I think he [censored] himself.” That is when Rodney gets up and runs off the mat. Everyone is a little confused but the ref starts the injury clock and we wait. About 90 seconds later he comes back and they resume the match.

The match was at home and our home singlets were yellow. Yellow isn't a very good color for hiding a [censored] stain. As the match went on the [censored] stain grew larger. By this time everyone on the bench has figured out what is going on and we are all laughing hysterically as is a portion of the crowd. The match continued for maybe another minute when Rodney again ran off the mat and forfeited the match. And this is where he earned the nickname Hershey squirts.

But wait there’s more. Ten months have past and many from my team are at a preseason tournament all wearing our yellow singlets. One of the tourney officials walks over to us and asks “Which one of you [censored] your pants last year?” All of us are laughing except for the freshman 152 pounder in the tainted uniform.