Dear bison: the May advice thread.

[tbach24]

with the way Wood's first inning went, I don't blame you for trying to get so trashed

[thirddan]

the answer to this seems obvious...do both...

[Klepton]

dear bison,

i recently got involved with my best friend's ex-girlfriend. After hanging out for a week, we had sex. I now have no desire to ever see her again. My friend said he was totally cool with me seeing his ex girlfriend.

How should i break it off with this girl?

And is this a good enough topic to start a more detailed OOT thread?

[bisonbison]

Dear Ian,

You're going to have those dreams for a while. Been there. Done that.

My advice would be to ask your friends if they know anybody who might like to have some non-serious fun.

If your ex ever wants to get back together, then you can deal with that when it happens. In the meantime, the best way to get on with life is to go out there with the sincere intention of having some remorse-free laughs/hookups.

[bugstud]

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the answer to this seems obvious...do both...

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note that I stated that doing both would kill all particpants involved.

[bisonbison]

Dear Bug,

Play beer pong.

[bisonbison]

Dear Freakin,

Your friend needs to see a doctor.

[thirddan]

bah, fine, take a break in between then [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

or...go until K or M and then play beer pong [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[bisonbison]

Dear Klepton,

There's no smooth way to say "Hey, it turns out that my interest in you was purely sexual novelty value," so I would probably just be brutally honest: "Katie, I don't think I want this to turn into anything more serious."

Have fun with that. But be honest and expect her to either not be happy or not care at all.

[Klepton]

dear bison,

how have you been doing recently lifeqise / pokerwise?