People are screwed up - Page 4

steviej1717 · #31 04-27-2005, 02:09 AM

"I followed some advice on here and asked my girlfriend if she'd do me with a strap-on. She called me a [censored] and broke up with me.

Thanks a lot for the advice, jerk. "

hah

Blarg · #32 04-27-2005, 02:13 AM

LOL

Jazza · #33 04-27-2005, 07:40 AM

pure genius:

A dorm mate and a girl were JUST TALKING in bed when they both fell asleep. I jerked off into a condom and placed it on the bed between them. The girl was pissed and the guy could not remember if he spanked the monkey or not.

jason_t · #34 04-27-2005, 07:43 AM

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last year, i had a job working in a morgue downtown. often, i'd be alone for long stretches of time.

i used to sodomize and rape the bodies.

with large dildos.

i'm a girl, and it made me feel more alive than i have in my entire life.

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jason_t · #35 04-27-2005, 07:46 AM

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My dad once burst into my room one night and demanded that I drop my pants and show him my dick. I refused until the threatened to beat me with a belt. I complied. He looked at it and muttered "ok then", and went back to bed. I asked my mom the next day and she told me they had a fight where he accused her of cheating on him around the time I was conceived and that my paternity had always been doubted by him. The guy he accused my mom of sleeping with had a big dick, so he wanted to see if I bore any resemblance or not. My family is kinda fuc[/i]ked up.

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this guy · #36 08-13-2005, 08:04 PM

bump

Huhmare · #37 08-21-2005, 06:38 PM

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"I followed some advice on here and asked my girlfriend if she'd do me with a strap-on. She called me a [censored] and broke up with me.

Thanks a lot for the advice, jerk. "

hah

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this person is soooo sad.

Huhmare · #38 08-21-2005, 06:43 PM

"Lately I've been havign bloody stool. It's gotten to the point where I will hold it as logn as possible so I can avoid going becuase it worries me and i dotn want to go to a hospital about it.

I dont have any reasons for it i can see, but it's worst on bad days, I think it's somehow stress related, which would be fine, but I'm worried somethign is wrong internally, there's a history of bowel cancer in my family."

This person really should go meet a doctor