$50 Condom Slogan Contest - Page 4

willie · #31 04-26-2005, 01:37 PM

True Poker condoms- they help you slide in the money

....for when you need to jam against her pocket pair
.... cause pushin all in is fun
.... cause she may be loose aggressive
.... don't get your big stack crippled
.... yeah buddy

on_thg · #32 04-26-2005, 01:55 PM

True Poker condoms: Doing our part to ensure that one hit-and-run session doesn't turn into an 18 year downswing.

M2d · #33 04-26-2005, 02:02 PM

truepoker condoms...for when you truely want to poke her

mantasm · #34 04-26-2005, 02:09 PM

truepoker condoms: wear one and [censored]

on_thg · #35 04-26-2005, 04:23 PM

True Poker condoms, because when it comes to protecting your junk, who would you trust more than an internet gambling website?

Uglyowl · #36 04-26-2005, 06:30 PM

STD's or pattern mappers.. we know how to keep them away, TruePoker condoms.

Jurollo · #37 04-26-2005, 06:48 PM

TruePoker Condoms: "Wrap it up when you're a round'er"
(around her)

a500lbgorilla · #38 04-26-2005, 06:51 PM

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Truepoker Condoms: As big an advertising space as we could afford.

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Winner.

a500lbgorilla · #39 04-26-2005, 06:52 PM

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Truepoker condoms: Because its +EV to be -VD

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And a close second. This thread made my day.

kdog · #40 04-26-2005, 10:25 PM

[ QUOTE ]
True Poker condoms: Doing our part to ensure that one hit-and-run session doesn't turn into an 18 year downswing

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