Mat Sklansky Appreciation Haiku Contest

[MicroBob]

I am laughing REALLY hard at some of these.

Here's my mediocre attempt:


dreams of spam and trolls
who can help? will we survive?
Thanks Mat!! Much Better.

[GrekeHaus]

Not diarrhea
Can keep Mat from his good work
Just shits in his chair

[Uglyowl]

Spam, swearing and nudity
Away from his five-ten game
Cleaning things up, Mat Sklansky

[JAA]

[ QUOTE ]
Not diarrhea
Can keep Mat from his good work
Just shits in his chair

[/ QUOTE ]

Leader so far, IMO.

- Jags

[MicroBob]

Haiku = 5, 7, 5 right?

That one is 7, 7, 7.

[MEbenhoe]

Like Lion Waiting
With Ferocity Springs Forth
Striking Down His Prey

[MicroBob]

[ QUOTE ]
Two plus two tumult.
Soothing waves wash all around.
Mat is the calm sea.

[/ QUOTE ]


this is my favorite so far. but i might change my mind.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

mat read this haiku...
[censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] balls poop
shitty shitty [censored]

[Uglyowl]

With prostitution rampant
Drugs and no morals
A breath of fresh air is Mat

Ooops... corrected version

Drugs and no morals
With prostitution rampant
Mat is like AA

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

[ QUOTE ]
With prostitution rampant
Drugs and no morals
A breath of fresh air is Mat

[/ QUOTE ]

not a haiku.