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Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote
From one of the Treehouse of Horrors after Marge goes downstars to see Homer has written No TV and no beer makes Homer go crazy all over the walls.
Homer:"No TV and no beer make Homer, something, something" Marge:"Go crazy?" Homer:"Dont mind if I do" - Homer goes crazy |
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Homer -- "All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."
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Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote
From the lord of the flies spoof:
after the model UN confrense breaks down into fights: ralph: "oh canadaaaaaa" and later, when otto and his bus are irrevocably drifting out to sea: otto: "ZEPPLIN RULES!" from the 'run lola run' spoof: legs: "youse wants i should whack this guy?" linguo: "gerorrrrg!" Homer: "linguo, dead?" linguo (the grammar robot) "lingoo IS dead..." *explodes* I have about ten thousand more, but i'll let it go... |
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Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story.
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Homer: [thinks] Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night? [aloud] It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. [thinks] Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that. [/ QUOTE ] this is good - another one is when homer uses flanders' car to go rescue the kids from the school during the snowstorm, and they hit something: Flanders: What was that? Homer: I hope it was Flanders....hehehe.... |
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I havent read every reply, so I apologize if I'm repeating these:
1. Homer: "Don't you hate pants?" 2. As Homer is dressed in black, and about to leave the house, Marge asks him what he is up to. He replies, "Marge, I'm not going to lie to you". He then turns and walks away. 3. In the Beer Baron episode, when the tubs in the basement are exploding, Homer says to marge while they are in bed, "It must have that bean I had for lunch". He then goes to the basement, you hear a big explosion, then you hear Homer screaming, then Marge runs to the bedroom window to see Homer rolling around in the grass while on fire. Once the flames are out, he stands and says, "Marge, I've been doing alot of thinking, and you were right". And maybe my favorite, from the pee wee football episode: "You're cut, you're cut, and you're cut." |
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Marge, "You're basing our retirement on grease"
Homer {very sarcastically} "No Marge. I'm basing our retirement on savings and wise investments. Of course, grease!" |
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Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote
In the Cape Fear Episode when Homer is interviewing for the Witness Protection Program:
Agent: "All right Homer, we'll give you a new name. From now on your name will be Homer Thompson. Got it, let's practice. Hello Mr Thompson" (No response from Homer) "OK, let's try again, remember, your Homer Thompson" "Got it" "Hello Mr. Thompson" No response from Homer. (Three Hours Later) "OK, when I say 'Hello Mr Thomspson' and step on your foot, you nod your head." Homer: "Check" HELLO MR THOMPSON!!!! Homer turns to another agent and whispers "I think he's talking to you..." |
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"Marge! We need more neopolitan ice cream!"
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Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote
"..I'm going to... 'stalk'... Lenny and Karl.."
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