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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] "Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..." [/ QUOTE ] I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass." [/ QUOTE ] That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means. [/ QUOTE ] That's what it means. Gross is a state of mind, though. [/ QUOTE ] The towel/sex isn't gross. It is gross that she has a red towel for it specifically meaning she washes and keeps it. [/ QUOTE ] I think they all do. |
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"Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..." [/ QUOTE ] You win. Did you still hit it after that? |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass." [/ QUOTE ] That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means. [/ QUOTE ] There was no parting of the Red Sea that night. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] I've never had a problem with this personally. Other than changing position is out. |
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I've never had a problem with this personally. Other than changing position is out. [/ QUOTE ] It depends. If it's some girl I picked up in a bar that night, I'd say it was a deal breaker. If it's a girlfriend, etc. Then no problem. |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] I've never had a problem with this personally. Other than changing position is out. [/ QUOTE ] It depends. If it's some girl I picked up in a bar that night, I'd say it was a deal breaker. If it's a girlfriend, etc. Then no problem. [/ QUOTE ] Ive pulled the tampon out myself on a girl I never banged before. |
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Ive pulled the tampon out myself on a girl I never banged before. [/ QUOTE ] Wow...just wow. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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Worst thing you've heard just as you're mounting up [/ QUOTE ] muffled screams |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I've never had a problem with this personally. Other than changing position is out. [/ QUOTE ] It depends. If it's some girl I picked up in a bar that night, I'd say it was a deal breaker. If it's a girlfriend, etc. Then no problem. [/ QUOTE ] Ive pulled the tampon out myself on a girl I never banged before. [/ QUOTE ] [Darth vader]Impressive[/darth vader]. What did you do with it then? Actually, I've had two girlies tell me getting to the happy ending relieved their period pains. Maybe there's a pick-up line buried in there somewhere - you just gotta look out for the bloated, cranky ones... |
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Ive pulled the tampon out myself on a girl I never banged before. [/ QUOTE ] OH MY GOD THAT IS THE GROSSES THING I'VE EVER HEARD |
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I've never had a problem with this personally. Other than changing position is out. [/ QUOTE ] It depends. If it's some girl I picked up in a bar that night, I'd say it was a deal breaker. If it's a girlfriend, etc. Then no problem. [/ QUOTE ] Ive pulled the tampon out myself on a girl I never banged before. [/ QUOTE ] [Darth vader]Impressive[/darth vader] In fact, I've had two girlies tell me getting to the happy ending relieved their period pains. Maybe there's a pick-up line buried in there somewhere - you just gotta look out for the bloated, cranky ones... [/ QUOTE ] Exactly why I have no problem with it. Usually some extra excitement then. |
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