What do you say to Hellmuth?

[rainman3000]

"I bet you Phil would be pissed if he saw you acting like him"

[Klepton]

"you will die friendless and alone"

[pryor15]

i'd shrug and say i saw someone play like that on TV

[Beavis68]

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You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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Wanna look into my sole b*tch?

Then kick him in the face.

[Beavis68]

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I may be a donkey, but you sir are an ass.

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That is pretty good.

You could also say:

"If it weren't for luck, you wouldn't have 9 bracelets.

[Smoothcall]

That's good.

[Colonel Kataffy]

That would work, except, I think he IS 7 feet tall.

[Needle77]

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Walk over to him and whisper in his ear "I'm going to [censored] kill you of you don't shut the [censored] up" and then walk back to your seat and pretend nothing happened.

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Thats just askin for a fall to the floor, some tears, a walk around the casino, and quite possibly some very wise words of wisdom from hellmuth. I'd have to say id rather say nothing than have him go on with his antics.

[StickyWicket]

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If I did say something, it would be along the lines of, "Lick me in the bad part of my ass."

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Good times! Stealing this one... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Sightless]

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I may be a donkey, but you sir are an ass.

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you win