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Re: Random Signs of stupidity
I once had a date with pretty hot chick that told me how 14 men died building the grand canyon. It was at that moment I realized how easy it would be to start my own porno empire.
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I once had a date with pretty hot chick that told me how 14 men died building the grand canyon. [/ QUOTE ] hahaha, thats [censored] awesome |
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Re: Random Signs of stupidity
I once met a girl who went on about her favourite book being 'The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe', and how she'd read it over and over, and how great its writer, Lewis Carroll, was.
'Er, you mean C.S.Lewis?' I said. 'No,' she said back, looking at me like I'm retarded, 'Lewis Carroll!' |
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Man, I'm 100% tempted to make a joke about repeatedly pushing the only button you can reach but: 1. The Evan short jokes are a bit old 2. Not having ever met you, I'm not really sure how short you are or if I"m even entitled to make such a joke. Another missed opportunity.... [/ QUOTE ] Most cleverly disguised/politically correct Evan is short joke ever. |
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When a football team runs an end around and someone calls it a double reverse!
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[ QUOTE ] Saying somebody's rather simple name incorrectly. What do people do to make you think "WOW, they are DUMB". [/ QUOTE ] End questions with periods. [/ QUOTE ] .damn it im super dumB |
#37
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They say things like "The matrix is a profound movie" or "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is stupid." [/ QUOTE ] The first one was. Fear and Loathing wasn't stupid. I read the book btw, and loved it like crazy, years ago. When I saw the movie the first time I liked some of it but was fairly indifferent to lots of it. The second viewing really made me like it a whole lot more, though. I think it's one of those movies that can get a lot better on subsequent viewings. I don't blame anyone for not liking it all that much the first time around. |
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[ QUOTE ] Saying somebody's rather simple name incorrectly. [/ QUOTE ] My middle name is Jerome. When I was born the nurse thought it was pronounced "Jeremy" [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] My last name is not particularly out there, but I'm amazed at the field day people have with it. It comes back pronounced, and misspelled, at me so many bizarre different ways I have to wonder at people's commands of their ears, eyes, and brains. |
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when you're in the elevator (going up or down, it doesn't matter) and it stops on a middle floor. The idiot standing there ALWAYS asks - going up or down? AHHHHHH! I always want to scream at them, "lokk moron, you pushed the DOWN button, right? If I was going up, THE ELEVATOR WOULDN'T STOP ON YOUR FLOOR!!!!" DUMBASSES. I even had a guy ask me, "going up?" when we were in the basement. [/ QUOTE ] I love saying stupid crap like this to people. Usually they catch on, but it's pretty funny when they don't. I come out ahead either way. |
#40
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Re: Random Signs of stupidity
They accidentally take a [censored] on their laptop.
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