Favorite lines from Seinfeld

[Bulldog]

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"Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you'd like to see...."

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Awesome

[Huskiez]

One of my favorite dialogues:

Kramer: Dean Jones, you wanted to talk to me?

Dean Jones: I've been reviewing Darren's internship journal. Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, hi-tea with a Mr. Newman.

Kramer: I know it sounds pretty glamorous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica.

Dean Jones: As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

Kramer: And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken.

Dean Jones: I'm sorry, but we can't allow Darren to continue working with you.

Kramer: Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary.

Dean Jones: Your fly is open.

[Turning Stone Pro]

George, when he gets rid of the hairpiece:

"I feel just like my old self again. Completely inadequate, paranoid, neurotic, it's a pleasure."

also,

Jerry: "But Kramer, cockfighting is illegal!"
Kramer: "Well, only in the United States."


So many more classic lines, great ones from other posters.

TSP

[liquidboss]

Jerry: "So where's my sneakers?"
Kramer: "That's what I want to know."
Jerry: "What do you mean?"
Kramer: "Well, I saw mom and pop this morning, but when I went by the store on my way home the place was empty. Everything is gone. Mom and pop vanished!"
Jerry: "So all my sneakers are gone?"
Kramer: "I'm afraid so, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. I've been asking around. They didn't even have any kids."
Jerry: "Mom and pop aren't even a mom and pop?
Kramer: "It was all an act, Jerry. They conned us, and they scored big-time!"
Elanie: "So, mom and pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust - for 48 years - and then run off with Jerry's sneakers?"
Kramer: "Apparently."

[asofel]

"they're real, and they're spectacular!"

unfortunately none of my friends seem to remember this if i ever use it in conversation...

[jakethebake]

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"they're real, and they're spectacular!"

unfortunately none of my friends seem to remember this if i ever use it in conversation...

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Classic line. You need new friends.

[Klepton]

"Where does the meat go?"
"Right there."
"Ok, where do you turn it on?"
"Right there."
"But WHERE does the meat go?"

My truly alltime favorite is more of a facial expression than quote, but involves George when the company thought he was fully handicapped.
He wedges his little handicapped cart into Jerry's coffe table, and honks his horn to get Jerry to help him...

"Now if you will kindly unwedge my front wheel, I will be going."
(Honking Horn)
The face he makes is priceless

[asofel]

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"they're real, and they're spectacular!"

unfortunately none of my friends seem to remember this if i ever use it in conversation...

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Classic line. You need new friends.

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good, I was beginning to lose faith in pop culture.

[jakethebake]

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George: I am not giving you my code.

Kramer: I'll bet I can guess it.

George: Pssh. Yeah. Right.

Kramer: Oh, alright. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Um, well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. Alright, let's go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you?

George: Huh?

Kramer: You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth.

George: Get out of here.

Kramer: Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean.

George: I'm leaving.

Kramer (building up steam as George bolts for the door): No, and only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you!

George: I gotta go.

Kramer: If you could you'd guzzle it by the gallon! Ovaltine! Hershey's!

George: Shut up!

Kramer: Nestlé's Quik!

George: Shut up

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[Turning Stone Pro]

I agree. That is the single funniest facial expression in all of Seinfeld. George is looking at Jerry like he expects Jerry to immediately bow down to his every whim and fancy, since he is now "handicapped". Hilarious.

TSP