worst places to get a boner

[phil_ivey_fan]

I just pull the age ol "up n tuck".

and if you are getting one at the gym while you are working out, you are doing something wrong. When you workout, your muscles (the ones being worked...I know the penis is a muscle) are pooling the majority of your blood into their bellies; hence there is less blood to fill the penis.

[kurosh]

This has never happened to me and I've never seen it happen, but if it happened during wrestling (the actual sport), I'm pretty sure you'd get your ass kicked.

[hoopsie44]

Jammed in your dumper.

[The Stranger]

I'm sure various parts of a physical exam rank right up there.

[Riskwise]

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In your ass.

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It was funny the first time.

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seriously....

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i didn't read the whole thread before posting.
Give me my cigarette and put me in front of the firing squad now.

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[jacki]

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Jammed in your dumper.

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Congratulations! You're more retarded than me.

[Sephus]

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I know the penis is a muscle

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just because a guy on TV lifted a bucket of paint with his wang doesn't mean it's a muscle.

[arod15]

If your a wrestler right before a match in those unitards they make you wear thats gay....

[Tyler Durden]

I don't see why it's a problem...just throw your hand down there and pipeline it (stick your penis straight up so it's resting against the wasitband). problem solved. you guys are morans. all of you.

[Sephus]

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I don't see why it's a problem...just throw your hand down there and pipeline it (stick your penis straight up so it's resting against the wasitband). problem solved. you guys are morans. all of you.

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this is of course the best solution but not a perfect one.