SHUT UP at the table!

[radek2166]

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God dammit. Party 3/6. Right now, Sunday evening. Shut up. You're a 2+2er and all you're doing is going ON and ON about PFR %, tight-aggressiveness, variance, PT stats, etc. Why would you talk about that at the table?

Keep doing this and we'll post your screen name too. Just zip it. Jesus. The fish are leaving.

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A little penis seems to make one want to. how do I say? Ummmmmm over comensxate for little things. SO they become table coach.

[jeffseib]

When one of my redraws hits, I will say: Sorry, just got lucky.

BTW, I also get really pissed when someone starts to berate a player that just drew out to a two outer. I will always take the side of the fish and tell the complainer that the fish played just fine and to leave him alone. If they have any brain at all, they will realize what I mean and shut up.

[SNOWBALL138]

I like to say "U suck" when I hit my gutshot (with correct drawing odds btw) and the other guy fumes all over me.
That makes them angry and play worse I think.