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Re: OOT FAQ topics - official thread.
I vote no on the FAQ. The only thing that needs to stop is the fcukin whining!
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#32
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Re: OOT FAQ topics - official thread.
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I vote no on the FAQ. The only thing that needs to stop is the fcukin whining! [/ QUOTE ] Yes. I'm now in favor of a single stickied, locked thread that simply says "QUIT YOUR [censored] BITCHING!" |
#33
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Re: OOT FAQ topics - official thread.
Here's the problem with that. OOT is, in escence, devoted to stupid trivial conversation. And, it's gaining members daily. Often people will start threads, get the cow dung response, a link to a 4 month old post, and it's a poster who's only been registered for a month. I would rather see a new thread of an old topic, than a bump of a really old thread that the majority of use have already read. If there's no interest in a new discussion, it will die, provided people don't go out of there way to remind us over-and-over that's it's been done before. The exception is when someone starts a thread that can be found by looking 5 pages back. This is just laziness, and wouldn't even require a search, just that you read back a few pages. I still don't think the new posters want to be deprived of talking about the best line from The Big Lebowski, even if the old posters have already read that thread 15 times.
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Re: OOT FAQ topics - official thread.
I'm anti-FAQ, but if there is going to be one I submit the following:
Use the damn search function our you will be shitpiled. |
#35
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Re: OOT FAQ topics - official thread.
We don't need a FAQ, we need a Welcome Message...
"Welcome to OOT! Check you Morality and Self-righteousness at the door." |
#36
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Re: OOT FAQ topics - official thread.
the majority of the users out there don't know how to search.
I admit that I'm not real good at it myself. The search system is pretty archaic and kinda tough to use. A well-designed "How to" on searching would be the tits. That's all I'm saying. Nothing big like STFU noob (although, that would be good too) just a basic guide line on how to search. But it's all good either way I guess. I'm just one dude with a taco stand and a dream. |
#37
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Re: OOT FAQ topics - official thread.
one rule- post pics if talking about chics. other than that its every man for himslef, thats what makes this place great is that anything goes.
the OOT is the real ZOO. |
#38
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Re: OOT FAQ topics - official thread.
jason_t's post about searching should be required reading for every user on every forum. Now practice your search skills by finding his post.
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#39
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Re: OOT FAQ topics - official thread.
I’m anti-FAQ except for help with searching and how to post pictures and links. Every forum needs this. However, here’s my version of an OOT FAQ:
Should I start a new thread? No. You are drunk. But I’m drunk and want to play poker! OK, start a private table; post here and in micro since they need your cash. But I’m not drunk. OK, it has been posted before--use the search. I couldn’t find it in search. Trust me, you are going to get the pile of burning cow crap pic. What is the pile of burning cow crap pic I got posted in my thread? This is OOT, they love cows, crap and fire. But not you. Is pokerjo22 really a dude? No. She is really zoeymodel.com but got tired of getting hit on by all the losers so she made up the story about being a guy. That’s not true, she’s a man! I’ll believe what I want to believe. Should I go golfing at X course? Yes. I don’t care if X is the local par 3 or a country club. Just go. I need a new watch. No. You are drunk. Should I leave my girlfriend? You don’t have a girlfriend. No, I really have one! OK, liar. If she is crazy, leave. If not, don’t. Crazy is stuff like skinny-dipping with her ex. Not crazy is stuff like “quality time together”. Who has the best steaks? Dude, it is dead cow, just eat it. Try it well done with A-1 or Heinz 57. What is the significance of "57"? Although there were many more than 57 foods in production at the time, because the numbers "5" and "7" held a special significance for Henry John Heinz and his wife, he adopted the slogan "57 Varieties." Thus, a new advertising campaign was launched for Heinz 57 Varieties. Should I sleep with Y? Yes. I don’t care if Y is fat and ugly or ugly and fat. Get drunk first if you have to. Is person W hot? Probably. Do not ask this question without posting pics of W. Is Z a good movie? [censored] you. But I paid to see Z and I didn’t like it! [censored] you. But you’ve really never heard of Z? So what? Your obscure movie is not impressive unless you keep it that way. What is the best beer? The one you have in your fridge. What is the best ABC? STFU. Why does Peachy say “mah”? It is faster to type “mah” then “my”. Is Jason_t a nit? Yes. Is Homer Dead? No. Is Dead a homer? Yes. Did OOT used to be a better forum? Yes. When? Before you got here. Rapper DEF is really good! He is wack and you are a white teen from the suburbs. When you are 16 any music sounds good. When you are 18, the local scene seems like the world. Wait until you are old enough to appreciate all types of music, then come back. Haha, you don’t even know what “wack” means! I’m gonna wack you on the head with my 3-iron. OK, I read this, and it didn’t answer my question, can I post a new thread now? No. But it is my Mom’s computer and she’ll be home soon! So? But it is about a hot chick and I have pics of her naked. OK. Don’t [censored] up the links. |
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Re: OOT FAQ topics - official thread.
If I knew that would be the FAQ, I would have voted for a FAQ. Nice post.
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