Best wooden performance in a film.

[Boris]

The Rundown has some good wood when the Rock is fighting the Amazon rebels.

[bdk3clash]

Vince's cue stick in "The Color of Money," tied with Eddie Felson's in "The Hustler."

Honestly, though, "Wonderboy" wins this hands down. I'm a pretty big fan of the "Savoy Special" the fat batboy hands him, too. And yes, I knew the second bat's name without having to Google it.

[bernie]

Anything with Keanu Reeves. The way he acts, he oughtta be made of wood.

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[plaster8]

I like the seniors' paddles in Dazed and Confused.

For human "wooden" performances, I nominate Natalie Portman in Star Wars episodes I and II.

[ThaSaltCracka]

wtf are you guys doing up????

[jakethebake]

The cross from Passion of Christ?

[jakethebake]

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i was gonna ask you that.

[plaster8]

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Just got back from a home game. When I pulled up in front of my house, the paper guy pulled up and handed me my Sunday Seattle Times. That was weird.

[housenuts]

the answer is clearly the stick fight in the movie Slapshot

[housenuts]

oh yes, and who can forget the classic "swing away" and Signs.

also, not sure if this counts but in Misery when Kathy Bates uses the sledgehammer on the authors ankles.

oh ya, harry potter's magic wand and his nimbus 3000 are also amazing uses of wood. er, i mean...