CB-like Messages Through My Computer?

[balkii]

Rabid child stays at home, talks on a CB
Truckers pass calling out their handles to the kid
Chess Piece Face and The Big Duluth call her every day
"Hammer down" and "rabbit ears" are the only words they know

Hammer down
Hammer down, rabbit ears
Hammer down, rabbit ears
Hammer down, rabbit ears, hammer down

If you pass the rabid child say "hammer down" for me
The rabid child
The rabid child
The rabid child

[JackWilson]

Assuming you're being serious, there are a couple of things I can think of, none too likely.

I think we can rule out the "picking up frequency through my subwoofer" theory. If that were true, it would happen a lot more often, wouldn't always be about assfucking and would continue for longer than 4 seconds.

I'm assuming you've run a virus- (with the latest updates) and spyware scan (not too likely to turn up anything). This would rule out almost everything.

Next time it happens, have a look at your recent documents folder. If it is a file being played, it should turn up here. This is unlikely if the messages are always different.

Anyway, I'm still mulling over some possibilities but I'd like to hear the results of the full system scan first. If that doesn't pan out, I'm gonna need some more info. A HijacktThis log would also be helpful.

[BruinEric]

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Lay your cell phone on top of your cpu and on certain systems you will get blips through the speaker system.

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Both of my cell phones make noise when near my computer speakers. In fact, the speakers start buzzing before my phone rings with a call.

My Motorola Nextel phone makes my speakers crazy with static and noise. I can't use that cell phone at my computer desk.

Fun!

[BruinEric]

Is it possible this is some pop-up from a website?

Is it possible these are some sort of movie clip .WAVs on your CPU that are somehow linked with MS error/event sounds?

Is it possible someone is IMing you these sounds and/or these are audio IM spams?

[zephed56]

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There is no application that I know of. That's what I've been trying to figure out. There are a few programs which I always run. Winamp, AIM, MSN and pretty much IE. Obviously there are tons of others, but they play the background. I'm nearly 100% sure the sites that I have open when this plays are not causing this. They aren't embedded into the pages script like a streaming mp3 or audio in a .swf file.

It's like it's coming directly from the computer.

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Turn your speakers off. I could hear some asian old man talking faintly through my speakers. It was probably picking up some radio station.

[Dead]

Don't worry about it bro.

I pick up the local sports station through my speakers when I turn them down. It's probably just cordless.

[brassnuts]

Go rent the movie, White Noise.

[BusterStacks]

It's not interference...

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Go rent the movie, White Noise.

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