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Old 09-22-2005, 01:27 PM
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Why did God give women yeast infections?

<font color="white"> So they can know what it's like to live with an irritating c*nt.</font>
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Old 09-22-2005, 01:29 PM
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A man is taking a shower with his 6 year old daughter when she asks,
"Daddy, what's that between your legs?"
"That's a Penis, honey." He replied
"When am I gonna get one of those?" she asked innocently.

"As soon as Mommy goes to the Mall."
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Old 09-22-2005, 01:32 PM
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a pizza can feed a family of 4
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Old 09-22-2005, 01:32 PM
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How do you mkake my wife's eyes twinkle?

<font color="white">Shine a flashlight in her ear. </font>
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Old 09-22-2005, 01:33 PM
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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

<font color="white"> because they're ugly and they stink. </font>
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Old 09-22-2005, 01:34 PM
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not being in the special olympics
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Old 09-22-2005, 01:35 PM
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How many people does it take to carry a *Racial Slur* coffin? Two. A trash can only has 2 handles
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Old 09-22-2005, 01:37 PM
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Putting the punch line in white just makes this thread PITA to read.
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Old 09-22-2005, 01:38 PM
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I heard this one on www.thepokerforum.com

How does a mother from West Virginia know her daughter is having her period?

<font color="white">She can taste it on her son's penis!</font>
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Old 09-22-2005, 02:06 PM
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<font color="white">Learn to read the white text. </font>
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