Most disgusting thing you've ever seen someone do in a public restroom

I would never imagine drinking out of an unattended vessel that was left in a public restroom. You're lucky you saw the nastiness that happened to the mug, someone could have taken a piss in it, then poured it out. You wouldn't know until it was too late.

[HopeydaFish]

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She even managed to get a good amount of her nastiness onto the bathroom counter -- and into my favorite coffee mug.

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why was your coffee mug in the bathroom?

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This wasn't a big department store with a huge public restroom, it was a small furniture shop with a tiny washroom with a single toilet and a sink. The employees were generally the only people to use it. My coffee mug was in there because I'd taken it in there to wash it out and had left it on the counter.

[J.A.Sucker]

Dear Hopey,

That's pretty hardcore.

In my freshman dorm we had a psycho guy on our hall who smeared his own feces all over the place in a drunken haze one night. That was pretty messed up and you reminded me of that. Good times.

Sucker

[tpir90036]

I had some random Baltimore bar stories but I can't come close to this story or JA Sucker's... so i concede quietly and will move on.

Gross.

[J.A.Sucker]

Hi Tony,

I was at this crappy bar in San Fran about 5 years ago. I think it was the V-club or something like that. I'm not sure what the normal condition of the can is like in that joint, but on this night, the toilet was overflowing. There was like 2 inches of standing sewage water on the floor. As I turned around to go out and piss in the alley out back, I noticed that there were like 2 dudes and 2 chicks that had torn down the mirrors and were blowing lines off that skanky glass, but that wouldn't be a notable story. What makes this a good story is that I then noticed that there were people in the stall with the door closed. I saw a man's shoes (standing up) and another dude giving him a BJ, standing in this nasty water. That was pretty hardcore. True story.

Sucker.

[Unoriginalname]

Wow, I can't top any of these stories. My story didn't happen in the bathroom, but it's somewhat related to the topic. I used to work in a retail clothing department store and women used to piss in the women's changing room all the time. We've found logs in the men's and women's changing rooms on multiple occasions. One time we found a log of [censored] right in the middle of a clothes isle. We still to this day have no idea how that got there. Did someone take a [censored] right in the middle of the store? Or did someone go through the effort of dropping it off. We didn't really have security at the store. We had one guy, and he hardly ever worked and he wasn't working that day. Not sure if they ever looked back at the old camera footage. These incidents made me realize how disgusting some people are.

I'm about 7 years old and in a mall bathroom. I'm in a stall dropping a deuce. I've been feeling sick to my stomache for an hour or so. Both urges hit me at the same time, but I try to hold back the puke until I can finish pooing. I realize that I'm not going to be successful and make a snap decision to try and get the puke into the toilet as crap will be easier to clean up. I'm largely unsuccessful... at getting anything into the toilet. So there I am, with my pants around my ankles, standing in a bathroom stall in a huge puddle of puke with a a big pile of my own crap behind me. I've never seen anything that horrified me like that in a publc bathroom.

Ohhh man the look on my dad's face...

[TheCroShow]

used to work as a janitor and walked into the men's bathroom (small bathroom, 1 urinal, 1 toilet stall) and nearly threw up when the smell hit me. some sick [censored] rubbed their [censored] all over the entire bathroom. it was everywhere, even on the ceiling! i showed my manager and it was in my job description (cue the "you had a [censored] job" jokes) so i had to clean it. made the mistake of trying to mask the smell with some air freshener, i think that made it worse.

not the most disgusting, but it bothers me when i'm in a public restroom and you hear some dude in the shitter starts talking, flushes, then walks out talking on his cell phone! can't it wait?? there is a time and place! come on man!

[FeliciaLee]

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not the most disgusting, but it bothers me when i'm in a public restroom and you hear some dude in the shitter starts talking, flushes, then walks out talking on his cell phone! can't it wait?? there is a time and place! come on man!

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This is what I was going to post. Commerce must have the all-time monopoly on this one. What in god's name makes people want to go into a public bathroom, take a huge, gassy dump, and talk to all of their friends and family on the phone at the same time???

It's like, "Yeah, how you doing?" <fart, plop, sigh>
"Oh, yeah, I'm at Commerce." <rip, toot, ah>
"You coming?" <flush>

Same person a minute later in Chinese:

"chinese, chinese." <rip, rip, plop>
"chinese, chinese." <fart, plop, sigh>

I could go on and on.

Why, why god why?

And do they use the same hand they are talking on the cell phone while taking a dump to wipe??? If so, do they wash the cell phone afterwards? I have never, ever seen one of these cell phone dumpers wash their cell phone after taking a dump in public.

NO, I don't want to hear you talking on your cell phone in public. NO, I don't want you to take a dump in public. And hell NO, I don't want to hear you talking to everyone on your cell phone while taking a dump in public.

And if ALL of this is absolutely unavoidable (yeah, right), at least have the courtesy to give a few extra flushes at the end of all of your nastiness.

[TheBlueMonster]

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"chinese, chinese." <rip, rip, plop>
"chinese, chinese." <fart, plop, sigh>



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amazing...