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10-28-2005, 03:29 PM
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Re: What do you want to do before you DIE...
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] be in love with another person. sadly, i dont think i ever have. [/ QUOTE ] I think I was in love once [/ QUOTE ] I thought I was too. After being separated from the situation I realized its was purely for aesthetic reasons. [/ QUOTE ] ouch, you blew it. thanks for wiffing.... Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once. Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name? Brian Fantana: I don't remember. Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going... Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again. Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love. Brian Fantana: Damn it! 
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#33
10-28-2005, 03:59 PM
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Re: What do you want to do before you DIE...
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Two chicks at the same time. [/ QUOTE ] Oh, I pick this. Actually, I want three, but I can't even get one [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Three is no good. Too much attention would be diverted from you. Oversaturation of female energies. This would turn even straight chicks lesbo if you could have somehow convinced them to be there in the first place. [/ QUOTE ] Nope. I don't see the downside to this.
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#34
10-28-2005, 04:05 PM
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Re: What do you want to do before you DIE...
Lay around all day, eat a turkey sandwich, watch Scarface 50 times, and have sex all [censored] day. Then dress up like a clown and surprise kids at schools. Then take a dump in the back of a theater and just wait... 'til someone sat in it... hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd read, paint, and play violin... climb the mountains and sing the songs that I like to sing.
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#35
10-28-2005, 04:12 PM
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Re: What do you want to do before you DIE...
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Lay around all day, eat a turkey sandwich, watch Scarface 50 times, and have sex all [censored] day. Then dress up like a clown and surprise kids at schools. Then take a dump in the back of a theater and just wait... 'til someone sat in it... hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd read, paint, and play violin... climb the mountains and sing the songs that I like to sing. [/ QUOTE ] But I don't got that kind of time...
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#37
10-28-2005, 04:22 PM
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Re: What do you want to do before you DIE...
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[ QUOTE ] be in love with another person. sadly, i dont think i ever have. [/ QUOTE ]  Ma, I fall in love almost every night. [/ QUOTE ] that scene is awesome. "ma, we gotta borrow this. the deers hoof is stuck in the car"
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#38
10-28-2005, 04:28 PM
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Re: What do you want to do before you DIE...
Take one of those bastards with me!
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#39
10-28-2005, 04:31 PM
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Re: What do you want to do before you DIE...
I'd sing a set of 30-40 of my favorite rock songs at a Woodstock-type venue, maybe even Wembley Stadium. Something tells me seeing a few hundred thousand people clapping/pumping their arms in unison to my music would be a big stroke to my ego. Then of course, an afterparty of unprecedented debauchery afterwards.
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#40
10-28-2005, 04:43 PM
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Re: What do you want to do before you DIE...
Cure the ailment that is killing me.
Fire the opening salvoes of a paradigm shift in critical theory. Have a biological kid, just to see what my genes would do. Breed Boelen's pythons. Achieve some rapprochment with estranged family members.
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