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Re: so you think you could be an MD?
Here's one for you. A 16 year old boy comes in at 3am with a dog bite to his genitals. What's your move, hotshot?
<font color="white"> I was in a hospital emergency room, and there really was a kid in there who this happened to. </font> |
#32
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Re: so you think you could be an MD?
Shoot the hostage
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Re: so you think you could be an MD?
booooo, i don't like pediatrics
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Re: so you think you could be an MD?
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Here's one for you. A 16 year old boy comes in at 3am with a dog bite to his genitals. What's your move, hotshot? [/ QUOTE ] Take away his peanut butter. |
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This thread desperately needs a House gimmick account.
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Re: so you think you could be an MD?
russ,
when people ask for gimmick accounts they always end up sucking |
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But House can answer all the questions and insult you at the same time. It can't miss!
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Re: so you think you could be an MD?
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1 - A 4-year-old boy presents... 2 - An eight-year-old female presents... 3 - A six-year-old boy presents... [/ QUOTE ] "Do an MRI." |
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1 - A 4-year-old boy presents with a five-day history of fever and rash. He has received acetaminophen and amoxicillin without improvement. He is very irritable with a temperature of 103.6 F, bilateral non-purulent conjunctivitis, enlarged cervical nodes, puffy hands, and a maculopapular rash. How would you evaluate and manage this patient? [/ QUOTE ] Robitussin [ QUOTE ] 2 - An eight-year-old female presents with abdominal pain, pruritic lesions on the buttocks and lower extremities, and joint swelling. What is your differential diagnosis? How would you evaluate this patient? [/ QUOTE ] Robitussin [ QUOTE ] 3 - A six-year-old boy presents with pallor and irritability following a week of abdominal pain and blood tinged diarrheal stools. What would you be most concerned about? How would you evaluate and manage this patient? [/ QUOTE ] Anal probe with Robitussin |
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Re: so you think you could be an MD?
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If you think you are so smart, diagonis this dandy: A 22 year old male comes into the hospital. His stomach is killing him and he hasn't taken a sh.it in a week. His stomach is also starting to sweel a little bit. What your diagnosis doc? [/ QUOTE ] I'd tell him to take a sh!t. |
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