I wanna kill some bees - Page 4

jakethebake · #31 08-24-2005, 10:18 AM

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Squat over it and defecate. They hate that.

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This sounds like an excellent idea. Please try it asap.

Where is college boy this morning anyway? No updates. This can't be good.

SL__72 · #32 08-24-2005, 10:32 AM

That happened to me once. Walking through the forest, hidden ground wasp hive, 25 stings later I decided that walking through forests was dumb.

jakethebake · #33 08-24-2005, 10:36 AM

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That happened to me once. Walking through the forest, hidden ground wasp hive, 25 stings later I decided that walking through forests was dumb.

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Mine was summer camp when I was maybe 11 or so. There was a huge paper nest, probably 2' x 3' under the eves of one of the cabins. Some kids thought it was a good idea to throw rocks at it. I was stung too many places to count, pretty much all over my body, but especially my head. I dropped to the ground and started rolling like I was on fire. Of course it was the day of the big camp dance and I looked like the kid from Mask. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

benza13 · #34 08-24-2005, 10:42 AM

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2: Buy a small-diameter, long rubber hose. Cork one end. Pour gasoline in. Put a wick in the other end and cork it. Light the wick, drop the hose into the hole, move back slightly and videotape the result. Post the video here if you live.

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This sounds like the best idea yet. Please remember College Boy, the results of this are useless without pics or video posted if you survive.

swede123 · #35 08-24-2005, 10:44 AM

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2: Buy a small-diameter, long rubber hose. Cork one end. Pour gasoline in. Put a wick in the other end and cork it. Light the wick, drop the hose into the hole, move back slightly and videotape the result. Post the video here if you live.

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This sounds like the best idea yet. Please remember College Boy, the results of this are useless without pics or video posted if you survive.

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If he survives? What the hell? If he dies as a result of this a video or at least pictures is even more a necessity. Hopefully some relative and/or crime scene investigator will eventually get to OOT and discover this thread, followed by a graphic, in-depth documentation of the demise of collegeboy.

Swede

jakethebake · #36 08-24-2005, 10:45 AM

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If he dies as a result of this a video or at least pictures is even more a necessity.

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This would almost be adequate compensation for ILIKEBIGASSES' survival.

CORed · #37 08-24-2005, 12:22 PM

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In all seriousness, people in Texas kill fire ants by running a hose from their truck exhaust pipe to the anthill and gassing them.

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Fire ants (workers anyway) don't fly.

jakethebake · #38 08-24-2005, 12:24 PM

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Fire ants (workers anyway) don't fly.

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What does this have to do with the price of beans in Mexico. I'm talking about pumping exhaust down into their hole.

benza13 · #39 08-24-2005, 12:24 PM

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In all seriousness, people in Texas kill fire ants by running a hose from their truck exhaust pipe to the anthill and gassing them.

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Fire ants (workers anyway) don't fly.

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Not sure that this makes a difference in this situation, but I guess its good to know.

benza13 · #40 08-24-2005, 12:26 PM

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If he survives? What the hell? If he dies as a result of this a video or at least pictures is even more a necessity. Hopefully some relative and/or crime scene investigator will eventually get to OOT and discover this thread, followed by a graphic, in-depth documentation of the demise of collegeboy.

Swede

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Well, I assumed 2 things if he doesn't survive:

That the video probably wouldn't either and that there would be no one to post it to OOT, unless we can get another OOTiot to film from a distance and post it.