Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.

[mackthefork]

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so wrong. Charm and self-effacement is extremely effective with sober, clever nice girls.

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ok. Here's a challenge. Someone, using "charm and self-effacement" walk up to a sober, clever, nice girl they don't know and say "Suck me, beautiful" and report back. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Film quotes almost never work, heres one I used at Chester zoo;

Shoot the ostrich

Went down like a lead balloon.

Mack

[BobboFitos]

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I play poker for a living

RB

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amen, I have no idea why thats such a cock block

[diebitter]

I always liked:

'What likes blowjobs, speaks French and will make you cum your brains out?'

MOI!



Never fails. Always keep your mouth open when insulting a lady holding a drink.

[SheetWise]

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ok. Here's a challenge. Someone, using "charm and self-effacement" walk up to a sober, clever, nice girl they don't know and say "Suck me, beautiful" and report back.

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The doctor said the swelling will go down in a couple days.

[SheetWise]

I'm sure your conversation accurately reflects what must be going through the womans mind. Parsing every word to determine the speakers intent.

[hobbsmann]

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I always liked:

'What likes blowjobs, speaks French and will make you cum your brains out?'

MOI!



Never fails. Always keep your mouth open when insulting a lady holding a drink.

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Similar:

"What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs? *points thumbs at himself* Me!"

Of course this line is so versatile you can replace the 'likes blowjobs' with so many other things.

[mackthefork]

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I'm sure your conversation accurately reflects what must be going through the womans mind. Parsing every word to determine the speakers intent.

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True only if she posts on the politics forum of 2+2.

Mack

[WDC]

Hi my name is Bill? Hasn't worked once yet.

[diebitter]

Try

'Hi! You know, I like to consider myself frank and earnest. At home with the wife and kids, I'm Frank, and here, I'm Ernest....'

[BeerMoney]

Do U pass out?