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Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
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[ QUOTE ] so wrong. Charm and self-effacement is extremely effective with sober, clever nice girls. [/ QUOTE ] ok. Here's a challenge. Someone, using "charm and self-effacement" walk up to a sober, clever, nice girl they don't know and say "Suck me, beautiful" and report back. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Film quotes almost never work, heres one I used at Chester zoo; Shoot the ostrich Went down like a lead balloon. Mack |
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I play poker for a living RB [/ QUOTE ] amen, I have no idea why thats such a cock block |
#33
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I always liked:
'What likes blowjobs, speaks French and will make you cum your brains out?' MOI! Never fails. Always keep your mouth open when insulting a lady holding a drink. |
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ok. Here's a challenge. Someone, using "charm and self-effacement" walk up to a sober, clever, nice girl they don't know and say "Suck me, beautiful" and report back. [/ QUOTE ] The doctor said the swelling will go down in a couple days. |
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I'm sure your conversation accurately reflects what must be going through the womans mind. Parsing every word to determine the speakers intent.
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I always liked: 'What likes blowjobs, speaks French and will make you cum your brains out?' MOI! Never fails. Always keep your mouth open when insulting a lady holding a drink. [/ QUOTE ] Similar: "What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs? *points thumbs at himself* Me!" Of course this line is so versatile you can replace the 'likes blowjobs' with so many other things. |
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I'm sure your conversation accurately reflects what must be going through the womans mind. Parsing every word to determine the speakers intent. [/ QUOTE ] True only if she posts on the politics forum of 2+2. Mack |
#38
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Hi my name is Bill? Hasn't worked once yet.
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#39
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Try
'Hi! You know, I like to consider myself frank and earnest. At home with the wife and kids, I'm Frank, and here, I'm Ernest....' |
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Do U pass out? |
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