I have an Idea for a Movie

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The funny thing is, though, how often it's really good.

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Its about a college football player who is a Field Kicker who is really courageous and walks on to a Pro NFl team and gets a job as the practice squad kicker because his best friend is the starting kicker.

THEN, GET THIS PLOT TWIST his friend gets hurt and so does the 2nd kicker, leaving him as the only Field Goal Kicker LEFT!!!!

The team is 3 games away from the PLAYOFFS!!

He struggles and they lose the next 2 games. Its the LAST GAME OF THE SEASON.

NOW ITS THE FOURTH QUARTER AND ITS DO OR DIE... He has a field goal that if he makes it they go to Playoffs!!

AND HE KICKS IT:


AND MAKES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then a Cheerleader kisses him right as his GF walks into the room.

OMFG, This Cheerleader bitched cost him his soul mate.

Wait, now they patch things up....

NOW ITS THE SUPER BOWL

OMG the evil villian from the other team jumps on his leg and it shatters... They dont have anymore kickers and its the last seconds of the game.... TIME OUT...

His brother comes down from the stands:

"DUDE, YOUVE GOT ALL THE TALANT IN THE WORLD!! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START USING IT?? I WISH I COULD KICK LIKE YOU!! THEN I WOULDNT WORK FOR UPS!!! THE WHOLE CITY IS RELYING ON YOU... JUST GO OUT THERE AND HAVE FUN.. I BELIEVE IN YOU... REMEMBER WHEN MOM DIED AND I SAID ID TAKE CARE OF YOU??? DO THIS FOR MOM!!!

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ITS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!$@!^@#&#@&&&& &&&&&&&&#$&$%^ #$%$#%$# $%$#^$^$#^$^#@$^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$!%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%


OMG Im going to be famous.

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This is almost as good as Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag.

I would vote actor Charles Durning to play the brother.

[samjjones]

Great idea. "Red X" = poor execution, though.

[diebitter]

It needs a gang of shark-toothed fat chicks in there somewhere.

[ddubois]

I don't understand, how is he going ot kick the field goal if his leg is shattered?

Maybe you left out a scene with Mr. Miyagi...

[shtolky]

Add in the requisite Mr. Miyagi healing scene, except replace Miyagi with a drunk delirious Isiah Thomas eating his morning cream of wheat, mixing together a special shattered leg healing concoction of hot cereal and spam and you've got yourself an movie for all generations here.

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What do Sigfried and Roy have to do with this thread?