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Whatever you do, don't walk across furry carpet and lean up against something metal. Static shocks on your johnson are not at all pleasant. [/ QUOTE ] Oh this reminds me of when I used to type dictation. If you think a static shock to different parts of your body is bad, try one going right into your ear canal. Happened sometimes when scooting chair around cubicle while headphones were on. You will do some serious jumping and say OW like you really mean it. |
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The worst I've had was a broken big toe. That sucked for like 2 months.
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Paper cuts tend to piss me off pretty good. [/ QUOTE ] especially on your tongue from licking an envelope. |
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I broke my tailbone once, riding my bike on ice (I'm not a smart man Jenny...). That really sucked. Couldn't sit comfortable for a month...
This may push the boundary of 'minor' injury. Certainly not major though... |
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Vacuum cleaner injuries of the penis (no pictures, just a discussion).
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Somehow I got a scar or something inside my nose, more like a flap of skin. I'm not a picker, but my finger's been up there pretty much 24/7 the last few days trying to get rid of it.
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[ QUOTE ] Paper cuts tend to piss me off pretty good. [/ QUOTE ] especially on your tongue from licking an envelope. [/ QUOTE ] This is one of the reasons I never lick envelopes. |
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chewing tin foil with filings
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When I opened this thread I was going to say 'pulled rotator cuff' but I suppose I better change my answer.
I'm going with 'hangover' if it counts. And if it doesn't, then 'paper cut' |
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