What screams "White Trash" more than......

[Dudd]

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I don't know what it is but everytime I go to Wal-mart it is white trash central. No other store seems to attract the amount of white trash that wal-mart does. My wal-mart even has this older lady greeter who smiles and welcomes you, but when she smiles you see a mouth full of gums with one lone front tooth.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that at least half your teeth have to be either missing or in a full fledged state of decay to work at WalMart. I can't imagine looking into a mirror and seeing half my teeth black from decay, wondering how the hell I'd let myself go so much.

[Alobar]

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I don't know what it is but everytime I go to Wal-mart it is white trash central. No other store seems to attract the amount of white trash that wal-mart does. My wal-mart even has this older lady greeter who smiles and welcomes you, but when she smiles you see a mouth full of gums with one lone front tooth.

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OH MAN!

i swear i was going to make this post last week. i consider walmart to be a preview of hell. it has the dregs of every race spilled into a confined place.

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no kidding. I actually like to go there when im feeling depressed, cuz all I have to do is look around and it makes me feel really good about myself

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.....a tatoo of a vine/rose/flower thingy that wraps around the ankle of a woman? anything? i think not.

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You forgot to mention that the ankle is pasty white and big as a ham.

Also, you are white trash if your wife and your girl friend are related.

[ReDeYES88]

if you live in any one of these places

some great sarcasm here, worth a read

[arod15]

missing front teeth...

Ive always wanted a camaro/trans.......guess im white trash

[MrX]

the "outdoor couch", most common location is on the front porch