Best SNL Commercials

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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

[astroglide]

robot insurance

Bass-o-matic

Not sure if this aired as a fake commercial but Buckwheats greatest hits is a classic.

[Wyers]

The Galactic Prophylactic

It's more than a contraceptive, it's a family heirloom!

[imported_anacardo]

Old Glory Insurance destroys all comers. Just thinking about it makes me cackle.

[PhatTBoll]

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bathroom monkey

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good one, when the bag of garbage hits the bathroom floor...classic.

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"monkey hate clean"

Decaffeinated Columbian Coffee Crystals with Chris Farley

[Action Scott]

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It's incomprehensible to me how Old Glory Insurance hasn't been mentioned yet.



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Robot Insurance is my personal favorite

[MrWookie47]

Can the insurance one be found on the internet anywhere? I haven't seen it, and based on what you guys have said, I'd really like to.

Other mentionables


"Amazin laser" It's amazin'

Bug-off "So stop coddling your roaches"

Adobe car

The Paradox car commercial

the one about Chris Parnell humping peoples dogs in their backyard..dont remember what its called.

Witherspoon & Tate "We gonna git your money" May have been recurring skit. Cant remember.

Telly Savalas's motel commercial

Huggy's Thongs, etc.

EDIT: Mop N Glow commercial w/ Shannon and Hammond "I was gonna sell Ted'd telescope for pot... hell back then I'd do anyone with a harley, but with Mop N Glo on my side, I might stick around..."