Walk in on roommate & gf naked in bathroom, big fight ensues

[Alobar]

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[ She obviously feels like a dirty whore for getting [censored] on the bathroom floor.

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eh, this is BS.....she wanted to get caught, or at least part of the draw was the fact they "could" get caught.

shes just a drama queen

[Oblivious]

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at least part of the draw was the fact they "could" get caught.


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I agree that this was part of the draw, but that doesnt mean she actually wants to get caught. If she were some sort of freaky exhibtionist, she would have been much more docile when she was caught.

[sublime]

i am freak and would have sex anywhere, but the bathroom floor? WTF??????

NASTY

dude, tell your roomie if his chick ever gets flip again you will punch her in the cooter.

[Alobar]

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at least part of the draw was the fact they "could" get caught.


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I agree that this was part of the draw, but that doesnt mean she actually wants to get caught. If she were some sort of freaky exhibtionist, she would have been much more docile when she was caught.

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true.

either way tho, shes still a drama queen. I like what sublime has to say...punch that ho in the cooter if she acts up again

[Blarg]

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[ She obviously feels like a dirty whore for getting [censored] on the bathroom floor.

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eh, this is BS.....she wanted to get caught, or at least part of the draw was the fact they "could" get caught.

shes just a drama queen

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She sure is.

But you can enjoy the idea of "maybe" getting caught without enjoying actually being caught. A lot of things are much better left in fantasy, especially if you're as uptight as this chick.

[Autocratic]

I'm pretty baffled that some of you think this is OP's fault. You didn't knock, that was your only mistake. But they are in the wrong for the following:

A. Getting it on in your bathroom (unless you have an agreement in which this is deemed acceptable). No one looks for contact lenses naked, you should immediately call him on this blatant lie.
B. Not locking the door when getting it on in your bathroom.
C. Yelling at you after the results of A and B played out.

Your roommate is likely embarassed for acting like a douche bag and tried to make up for it by acting as if it were your fault. It's not. You don't have to be pissed at him, but let him know that you believe you are not in the wrong (and absolutely don't apologize).

[InchoateHand]

Get housemates who don't phone you from within the house?

[housenuts]

all i know is i certainly wouldn't be taking any crap or feeling bad. in fact i'd probably be laughing.

that chic needs to get sorted out. tell her she can leave your house. of course this won't happen but if she's going to be a dyke, then be a dyke to her.

just talk to your roommate some other time and laugh about it. he will probably laugh about it too. i doubt he cares he just has to pretend like he does in front of her. if there's a problem then you live with a douche.
if he was smart he'd probably tell his girlfriend that you apologized and felt really bad even though you said nothing of the sort. then she will feel bad and maybe even apologize to you for being a diesel dyke.

all should be good. make a joke about it once in a while. like if you know they are in his room and you're going to the bathroom and the door is closed, knock and say loud enough so they can hear from the bedroom "just wondering if anyone is naked in here?"

[Eurotrash]

did they actually expect you to believe they were both naked on the bathroom floor looking for a contact lens? that is the most bogus story I've ever heard.


you did nothing wrong as far as I'm concerned. they should have locked the door or just [censored] in their bedroom or something.

[housenuts]

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did they actually expect you to believe they were both naked on the bathroom floor looking for a contact lens? that is the most bogus story I've ever heard.

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lol, i was going to say that too but i forgot. i started laughing when i read that part of the story. i can just picture them sitting together like "omg, what do we tell him? we need to make something up" and then one of them comes up with the genius contact lens story and the other one say "wow, that's perfect, he'll totally buy it"

they must really think you are a stupid guy if they are trying to pull that one on you. you should say "was the contact lens lost in her meat box, is that why you were naked?"