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Re: Diagnose Me
exposure to anthrax.
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exposure to anthrax. [/ QUOTE ] Who let all these crickets in here? |
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According to the doctor, I have Scarlet Fever.
Good reads by some, terrible humour by the others. Better luck next time. |
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Did they make you burn all your stuff like in that rabbit kiddie book?
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According to the doctor, I have Scarlet Fever. Good reads by some, terrible humour by the others. Better luck next time. [/ QUOTE ] Good thing you got to the doctor. That's nothing to screw around with. Treatable with antibiotics, though. |
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According to the doctor, I have Scarlet Fever [/ QUOTE ] You forgot to tell us you're 12 years old. |
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Sounds like a classic case of....
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION |
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Sounds like a classic case of.... ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION [/ QUOTE ] slightly better. But none of the symptoms are in any way related to the penis. 4/10. |
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I'll only go to a doctor if this lasts longer than a couple of days. Symptoms: Certain parts of my body itch terribly - at times my hips, arms, calves, back, neck, in varying degrees of severity. All itchy spots are reddened, some have little bumps. My glottis (the hanging thing at the back of your mouth) is swollen and it hurts to swallow food and liquid. I can feel how big it is in my throat. (comedians, don't bother) I brought my fever down with about 12 bottles of water, but there was a fever yesterday. Muscles are stiff. I'm not coughing but I have a sore throat. For the time being I'm taking Tylenol Cold/Flu and vitamin C. [/ QUOTE ] With these symptoms, I don't see any reason to go to a doctor. I would say at worst it's some strange African virus that you caught after eating that funky curry last friday. |
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