What's the worst job imaginable?

[HopeydaFish]

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American Express Financial Advisor.

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Well, if we're going in this direction, I should add Mutual Fund Accountant.

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I worked in retail for 7 years. Some days being paid to swim around in human waste would have seemed like a treat.

[Talk2BigSteve]

Hospital Enema Giver

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[tinga81]

fluffer.

[Stellastarr]

I'd say the guy that has to clean up all the porta-pottys.

I knew a guy who worked for the agriculture department (DPI in Australia), part of his job was to go around collecting semen samples from bulls and pigs. You basically wait until they're mounting a female and stick a cup over as they blow their load.

edit: Here's a linky for you deviants.

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Before attempting to collect a boar, clip the long hairs on the sheath because it interferes with the collection process. During the actual collection process, patience is again important. Allow the boar to mount and make a few copulatory thrusts, extend the penis and display an erection. The corkscrew end of the penis is grasped with a bare or gloved hand. If gloves are used they should not be latex because chemicals on these type gloves are spermicidal. After a few moments, the boar will cease thrusting and begin to ejaculate. Semen is collected into a thermos. The gel fraction should be filtered out of the ejaculate during collection using gauze or cheesecloth, which has been placed over the mouth of the thermos. The grip on the penis should not be loosened during ejaculation, which on average requires <font color="red">5 to 6 minutes.</font> Once semen is collected it should be protected from abrupt temperature changes, water, soap residues, nicotine, or sunlight, each of which can damage or kill sperm cells. Semen handling procedures are described in Levis (1989

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[DasLeben]

Car salesman. Probably anything else in the unholy world of commission sales, too.