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that ryan leaf would have a better nfl career than peyton manning (with requisite stats set ahead of time, pts for postseason success etc...). i had no idea he was such a douche.
I also had $100 action points on florida in the 1999 sec championship game. meaningless late touchdowns have never hurt so much. |
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damn dude, you've got 2 *'s.
mmmmmmmmm i'm gonnnnnnna telllllllllllllll |
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Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!
Harry: No! Lloyd: I'll give you three to one odds. Harry: No. Lloyd: Five to one. Harry: No. Lloyd: Ten to one? Harry: You're on! Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya! Harry: Nu uh! Lloyd: I don't know how but I'm gonna get ya. |
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I have a $5 bet on losing my virginity before my friend's currently straight girlfriend goes lesbian.
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A friend at University and I once bet $20 on when it is my birthday.
I won |
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when I was in 4th grade I bet some dude $50 that the Phoenix suns would beat Jordan's bulls in the NBA finals.
Ra ra retard I was |
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A friend of mine was 100% positive that the Super Bowl MVP had to be on the winning team. I even tried to explain to him why I thought this was untrue, but he thinks he is never wrong, so we put up some small amount of money.
We go on the internet, and it's like the 3rd or 4th SB, I believe it was Roger Staubach who was the SB MVP on the losing team. Not really a dumb bet, but certainly the dumbest thing I've ever bet on. |
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I was drinking with a few friends around a hotel pool late at night.
One friend said that as a kid he used to be able to swim underwater for aaaaages and boasted he could do 4 underwater laps of the pool. Pool was 20m's not too sure how far that is in feet, but 80m is a long way. So we all had about $100 riding on the bet and watched him try and he managed nearly three laps which was pretty impressive. We all had a good laugh at the guys expense and went back to swimming and drinking. None of us are paying any attention but the guy gives it a second try. We are all having a good time until one of the guy spots him face down floating in the water. I dragged him out and checked for breathing and there was the slightest wisp of a breath. I was thinking $%$%! I'm gonna have to give him mouth to mouth. Just then he gasps, splutters and jumps to his feet, off the planet wanting to fight us. Craziest thing I have ever seen. We all laughed, but it was a releived laugh. we all thought we had killed him for a stupid bet. On a side note, I'm up to three people now that I have tried to fish out of the water. Only one has survived unfortunately, I don't think I would make the cut for Baywatch. Granite |
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The week after McNabb decides to have surgery, thus putting my Fantasy Football team in shambles - My roommate and I have a matchup the next week
roommate: dude, i'm gonna beat you by 50 points this week peterchi: hell no, 4:1 says you don't. i'll put up $20 for your $5 i got approximately 0 points from all of my QBs and RBs, and he beat me by about 80 points. |
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I bet that Barry Sanders would break the all-time rushing record. 10 cents for every yard short vs 5 cents for every yard over. He retired a month later and I lost $150. I hate that guy! Quitter!
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