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Wait about 10-15 years and hope your daughter's a late bloomer. [/ QUOTE ] The way she eats, we won't have to worry about any boys coming around. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ] Wait about 10-15 years and hope your daughter's a late bloomer. [/ QUOTE ] The way she eats, we won't have to worry about any boys coming around. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Nice. |
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My buddy told me about this time when him and his wife where at the store and there 3 year old saw this big black guy and said daddy thats one big nigger. My buddy said it took all he had to not start busting out laughing because they where watching some movie the night before and they thought there son was sleeping but i guess he wasnt.
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Reminds me when my then 3 year old walked into daycare and siad we would have been here sooner but some (naughty word starting w F) dipshit almost ran us off the road.
I now refer to all drivers who piss me off as Sparky. |
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This is why I am not ready for parenthood there is NO WAY POSSIBLE, I could keep a straight face under that circumstance, in fact, I might of high fived him.
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when i was little i was playing barbies with my sister and my barbie called her barbie a bastard. i don't remember the context but i'm sure it was funny.
i didn't know it was bad, but my sister (whose older) was like "you can't say that!" and then my mom was like "you shouldn't use that word" or something, she didn't make a big deal out of it if anything i think everyone thought it was funny. and i got embarrassed and cried. i think i had heard it in a movie. i am still traumatized ! |
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I can top that one.
When I was a little kid on summer break from school, I was up late watching some western with my dad when someone called someone a whore. I asked my dad what a whore is and he said it's "a not very lady-like woman". Alright. Fast-forward to two days later, my sister and I are in this Salvation Army summer camp on a road trip in a van with two SA churchy type adults and about 12 other kids. Someone two rows up mentions how my little sister is really good at baseball (or teeball, whatever). I saw my opportunity to show off my vocabulary and use what I thought was a clever word for tomboy and blurted out "yeah, she's a real whore!" The Salvation Army van came to a screeching halt and I was given a few words by the pastor guy driving. I felt shame, but then we got to the water park, so it was all good. |
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I can top that one. When I was a little kid on summer break from school, I was up late watching some western with my dad when someone called someone a whore. I asked my dad what a whore is and he said it's "a not very lady-like woman". Alright. Fast-forward to two days later, my sister and I are in this Salvation Army summer camp on a road trip in a van with two SA churchy type adults and about 12 other kids. Someone two rows up mentions how my little sister is really good at baseball (or teeball, whatever). I saw my opportunity to show off my vocabulary and use what I thought was a clever word for tomboy and blurted out "yeah, she's a real whore!" The Salvation Army van came to a screeching halt and I was given a few words by the pastor guy driving. I felt shame, but then we got to the water park, so it was all good. [/ QUOTE ] haha nice.! |
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