help me pick questions for sklansky

[astroglide]

i think i like the outlandish one more than the fight/footrace ones. i'm basically looking to get well-reasoned (hopefully OVERLY reasoned) answers to sort of ridiculous questions, get him to divulge disarming amounts of personal information, or hopefully both.

he is a teacher to us. i want it to be like running into a high school teacher at a strip club or some similar thing. it's so bizarre because they never had a first name really, they were "mr. thompson" and they were a teacher more than a person to you. it didn't occur that they were a human being with vices and interests. it's always cool/interesting to me to see somebody in such a foreign light.

if he would have such questions, i for one would be entertained by asking him about the details surrounding the loss of his virginity, for example (basics on how he met the girl, where it happened, that sort of thing). experiences with drugs if he's had any. stuff along those lines.

[partygirluk]

"What % of guys do you think you could beat up?" has potential, though I think What % of gals do you think you could beat up?" would ellicit a better answer.

[lucas9000]

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What does Mat look like?

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In MS Paint

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this has to be done.

"what does mat look like, as illustrated in ms paint?"

[lucas9000]

ask him if he has a gimmick account.

(this question would only be mildly interesting if in fact he does. otherwise, if he answers no it's waste of a question. i suck.)

[lucas9000]

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5 year-olds is a no-brainer.

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make sure you provide all the rules/conditions.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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What does Mat look like?

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this has to be done.

"what does mat look like, as illustrated in ms paint?"

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..."and then make it your avatar."

[lucas9000]

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What does Mat look like?

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this has to be done.

"what does mat look like, as illustrated in ms paint?"

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..."and then make it the cover of your next book."

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fyp

[lucas9000]

"Have you ever...taken a train and eaten it piece by piece *after* you just derailed it with your penis?"

sorry it had to be done.

[jakethebake]

What are his thoughts on pooperage?

[Paluka]

How he lost his virginity would be fantastic.