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06-23-2005, 01:52 PM
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Re: a test (don\'t bother reading this one)
No wonder ER doesn't post here anymore. He was clearly unsatisfied with the forums:
[ QUOTE ] Bio: What, is this a dating service?? [/ QUOTE ] He thought it was a dating service at first. |
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#342
06-24-2005, 04:13 AM
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Re: a test (don\'t bother reading this one)
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At the age of 23 I still love Trix, and this got me thinking... can I still openly eat them or do I have to sneak around and scheme like that rabbit? Trix are for kids my ass! This got me thinking even deeper, about the evils of power and convenience. When I was a kid, I didn't care if the rabbit didn't get trix. [censored] the rabbit, I'd think as I sat on my couch, Trix are for me! I'll admit it now, I was an antirabbitite. I didn't care because I didn't think it would ever affect me, but now it does. It isn't even like there's a shortage of Trix, every time I go to the supermarket the shelves are stacked with them, there's enough for everyone!! This got me thinking even deeper (Deeper than I was already thinking!)... If there's enough Trix for everyone, why aren't we giving them to rabbits? That rabbit seems to want Trix a little too much, have you seen the stuff hes willing to go through to get a bowl?? He's willing to risk his life for them! I know some dedicated crack heads who aren't willing to go though that much for more crack! So maybe Trix is like crack to rabbits and maybe the environmentally conscious Trix Corporation launched a whole add campaign to teach children about the dangers of feeding Trix to rabbits and maybe Trix aren't just for kids, maybe they're just not for rabbits. Which means that I can still eat Trix because I'm in no danger of becoming an addict, or am I? As I was pouring the milk into my bowl of cereal I thought to myself, how did this get started, drinking cow juice? Who was the first person to do this? And if you knew him, wouldn't you stop being friends with him? Imagine if you ran into your friend and he was drinking from a glass filled with a dense white liquid. When you ask him where he got it, he responds "Just squeezed it out of that cow over there", as he points to a very confused cow. Wouldn't you think that was a little weird? Wouldn't you tell your friends, "Don't hang out with Steve, he does weird stuff to cows!"? Just a thought. [/ QUOTE ] Just in case any other members of sexypanda's family (or certain professionals employed thereby) read this board, I think he may need supervision when he starts to get that far away "deep thinking" look in his eye. Certainly he should not be allowed to drive motor vehicles or operate heavy machinery at such times.... |
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#343
06-24-2005, 04:23 AM
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Re: a test (don\'t bother reading this one)
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No wonder ER doesn't post here anymore. He was clearly unsatisfied with the forums: [ QUOTE ] Bio: What, is this a dating service?? [/ QUOTE ] He thought it was a dating service at first. [/ QUOTE ] LOL, good find, dude. I never looked at his/her profile. And that raises the question, just exactly what type of dating service did ER think this was? I participate on a canoeing/kayaking message board at a site called "paddling.com", and we occasionally get the misguided deviant there who is looking for a different type of paddling. So, what was ER looking for? My best guess is that a deviant who signs up for a dating service called "2+2" must either think it's for (a) bisexual couples seeking other such couples or (b) breast-obsessed lesbians. |
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06-27-2005, 06:14 AM
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Re: a test (don\'t bother reading this one)
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Something this this many replies deserves a look [/ QUOTE ] I'm glad you made two milestones here. Your first post, and your first post that makes absolutely no sense. |
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