the most pathetic message board on the internet

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Shouldn't you have the rosie avatar on this account, too? Quit dodging your responsibility man!

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Yeah I didn't even realize I had gone back, my log in expired for some reason and accidently went with the old one.

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What [censored] is wrong with these people?


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I just wanted to tell anyone reading this, that reading all of your problems and everyone's responses is like instant therapy. i feel like i'm not the only one who has meltdowns, im not crazy 'cause i dont know what i want to do with my life, im not a quitter 'cause i job-hop, im not the only one who doesnt work anywhere close to the field i went to school for, im not the only girl in the world with body-image problems and im not the only one who is broke as a joke.

Thanks for the support to all you guys in cyberspace. I'm glad I found this site at a time when i need it most.

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and we love you too

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seriously, who needs therapy with you guys.

missbabyl - i job hop too & city hop. i can't stay someplace for too long. i fear commitment & get bored easily

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MBL, you are so not alone. I'm right there with you

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I feel the same way missbabyL. Sometimes I feel as if life is an endless cycle of meltdowns and no one understands but I do feel better after coming to this site. I write whatever I want...it feels good to express myself.

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I feel kinda bad laughing at the post teen angst, but this is too [censored] funny:

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what do you fantasize about?
first off, let's try to keep it clean here, ok?

in your little fantasy world where everything works out the way you want it to, what do you see yourself doing?

i have a rather strange one. picture this: it's a midnight in a dark alley in chinatown. the streets are empty and cold. through the darkness walks a girl (this is my fantasy, so she's also unbelievably cute).

suddenly a group of drunken shanghai-triad style gang members start harassing her and giving her trouble. she tries to keep going but they don't let her pass, toying with her, and she's getting distressed.

then comes a loud whilstle from behind them. it's me (which is weird cuz i can't actually whistle). i say something incredibly witty (i haven't thought of yet, i was thinking maybe "isn't it past your bedtime kids?") and the gang members turn towards me menacingly. they pull out their pocket knives and machetes. i pull out my shaolin staff (i've actually been learning this for the past few months at kung fu training, and i suck at it in reality) and i say something along the lines of "come get some" in chinese.

and then they charge towards me and i beat them off with uncompromising speed and agility. in one movement, i knock a guy's knife out of his hand grab it, and stick it in his neck. i have the fury of bruce lee. eventually, the other guys get scared and start running away.

beyond the fallen bodies and broken bones, the girl comes up to me to thank me. i hear police sirens in the distance. i say something like "sorry miss, i've got more work to do" and then leap into action, like batman.

damn, i need to get a real life.

(this is so embarrassing, i can't believe i'm posting this)



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I don't know if I have the heart to read the rest of the thread.

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hollllly [censored] that was freaking hilarious.

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Hahaha, oh man, that's classic.

It would be kind of sweet to have "the fury of Bruce Lee," though.

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hollllly [censored] that was freaking hilarious.

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Yeah I'm going to need you go ahead and post a link to that mmmk.

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Yeah I'm going to need you go ahead and post a link to that mmmk.

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Hahaha, oh man, that's classic.

It would be kind of sweet to have "the fury of Bruce Lee," though.

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I think this entire thread has just overwhelmed me, my eyes are tearing up I am laughig so hard at this point.

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and she's getting distressed.

then comes a loud whilstle from behind them. it's me (which is weird cuz i can't actually whistle).

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Art.

-2kF