Dear bison... June 2005. - Page 32

Stickmn24 · #**311** 06-23-2005, 02:48 PM

What's QLC? What's Kwazar? So confused... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

IndieMatty · #**312** 06-23-2005, 02:50 PM

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Dear Bison,

I hate my brother. Everything about him bothers me. He changes his voice from when he has friends over to when it's just the family here. He does the same with his laugh. He also says things to bother me that he knows I don't like him to say. What should I do?

Thanks,

Ted

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I dislike my brother too. It sucks..but I don't see it changing. (I'm 10 years older then you)

tbach24 · #**313** 06-23-2005, 02:52 PM

Damn

Oh well, maybe Bison can solve my other problem:

I used to really like the Counting Crows. Then I stopped talking to one of my friends because he was very aggrevating and had a gambling problem and I just stopped liking him. However, he loves the Counting Crows. Since we stopped talking I can't listen to the Counting Crows. Is this a problem?

Thanks,

Ted

Dex · #**314** 06-23-2005, 03:00 PM

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I used to really like the Counting Crows. Then I stopped talking to one of my friends because he was very aggrevating and had a gambling problem and I just stopped liking him. However, he loves the Counting Crows. Since we stopped talking I can't listen to the Counting Crows. Is this a problem?

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No.

jakethebake · #**315** 06-23-2005, 03:01 PM

Dear Bison,

I can't decide who should be my hero. You or El Diablo? I'm afraid that if I don't decide soon, I'll develop a split personality. I'm not sure I can handle being an Internet superstar by day and a mask-wearing, supermodel-dating playboy by night.

Macdaddy Warsaw · #**316** 06-23-2005, 03:06 PM

I've heard somewhere (no judgment on whether it's true or not) that refusing consent is suspect and gives them fair reason to do a search, so you're damned if you do/damned if you don't. Don't know if that's true.

On the other hand, you could bust a rhyme like Jay-Z and be all "my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back, and I know my rights, so you gonna need a warrent for that"

RunDownHouse · #**317** 06-23-2005, 03:16 PM

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And can police search dogs smell alcohol?

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Well, since everyone else is stepping on Bison's thread:

The dog can only smell the beer if it has ruptured or something. Its not like the dog will go nuts over a bunch of sealed cans in a case in your trunk.

I don't know if they're trained to detect alcohol in any case, but I'd imagine you could just [censored] google it.

kyro · #**318** 06-23-2005, 03:59 PM

Dear ted,

I'd change my name. He might make fun of you less with a cool name like Hank, or Cristoph.

jakethebake · #**319** 06-23-2005, 04:01 PM

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Dear ted, I'd change my name. He might make fun of you less with a cool name like Hank, or Cristoph.

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Cristoph is a cool name?

gorie · #**320** 06-23-2005, 04:12 PM

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Dear ted, I'd change my name. He might make fun of you less with a cool name like Hank, or Cristoph.

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Cristoph is a cool name?

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christoph isn't even a name, it's like 3/4 of one. how can that be cool ?