Dear bison... June 2005.

[bisonbison]

Dear Dave,

Admit it, you're giggling right now, aren't you?

[sfer]

Tee-hee

[nolanfan34]

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Dear Dave,

Admit it, you're giggling right now, aren't you?

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That reminded me of this:

for sfer:

Wendell, I would like you more if you stopped breathing.
Or just stopped giggling so much.
But breathing would also take care of your chitchat,
And I think we can agree that's a win-win for everyone.
This poem doesn't rhyme.
Eatshitanddie.
Love, Peter.

[Stickmn24]

Dear Bison,

I am a moderator (one of about five) at another online poker forum. I would like to give that up and just post here, but I don't know how to break it to them. They have been really good to me and have given me a lot of good advice (not to mention some free stuff) to make me better and helped me through tough times, so I would feel like I'm pretty much stabbing them in the back by leaving. I just feel like the site is going nowhere recently and that my knowledge of the game is not progressing like I want it to.

What would be the best way to go about leaving them (without hurting their feelings/making them burn my house down)? Should I leave them at all?

[jakethebake]

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Dear Bison,

I am a moderator (one of about five) at another online poker forum. I would like to give that up and just post here, but I don't know how to break it to them. They have been really good to me and have given me a lot of good advice (not to mention some free stuff) to make me better and helped me through tough times, so I would feel like I'm pretty much stabbing them in the back by leaving. I just feel like the site is going nowhere recently and that my knowledge of the game is not progressing like I want it to.

What would be the best way to go about leaving them (without hurting their feelings/making them burn my house down)? Should I leave them at all?

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QLC will get along fine without you.

[asofel]

greetings Kwazar, welcome to 2+2

[Luv2DriveTT]

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Dear Dave,

Once again you have outwitted me. When will this cat and mouse game end?

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When you let me play your chips in some form of non-Hold 'Em poker.

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Note to Dave - next time you let Bison play your chips in a Triple Draw duce to seven game, I think its best to explain tell him what the nut hand is first before he starts betting and raising with no rhyme or reason.

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[Tron]

Dear Bison,

Let's say I'm going to a party and I have a case of beer in my trunk. On the way, I get pulled over for something relatively minor like having a license plate light out, or failing to signal during a lane change or something like that. The cops pull me over, and because I am young and there are no minorities in my town they decide to hassle me. They ask for consent to search my car. This is, of course, a problem since I'm only 18 and have booze in the back.

So... How do I handle this situation? And can police search dogs smell alcohol?

[tbach24]

Dear Bison,

I hate my brother. Everything about him bothers me. He changes his voice from when he has friends over to when it's just the family here. He does the same with his laugh. He also says things to bother me that he knows I don't like him to say. What should I do?

Thanks,

Ted

[SmileyEH]

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Dear Bison,

Let's say I'm going to a party and I have a case of beer in my trunk. On the way, I get pulled over for something relatively minor like having a license plate light out, or failing to signal during a lane change or something like that. The cops pull me over, and because I am young and there are no minorities in my town they decide to hassle me. They ask for consent to search my car. This is, of course, a problem since I'm only 18 and have booze in the back.

So... How do I handle this situation? And can police search dogs smell alcohol?

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I would just refuse consent. I believe they need a warrant to search the trunk.

-SmileyEH