The Enforcer Group

[fluff]

I officially nominate to change the nickname of "the Zoo" to "the Asylum" because clearly the lot of you are complete nut jobs.

[MS Sunshine]

"You(rusty JEDI) are a long time poster and we don't want to see you go. You can't go challenging our messengers though."

I heard that rusty JEDI sends Mat a fruitbasket twice a year. rusty JEDI could pee on the 2+2 servers and not get barred out of the Zoo.

MS Sunshine

[GrannyMae]

i just want to say something because i have had 5 PM's and 2 emails asking this.

the PM's i posted are for real. i did not respond to the senders because as most know i love this sort of thing. however, i did not in any way fabricate any PM's and have no confirmable clue who is behind the 2 newest trolls.

[Simon Diamond]

This stuff is almost too funny to be true.

Has anyone ever thought of turning the Zoo into a primetime TV show? It's got all the elements to make it a huge hit. Sex, drama, backstabbing, gambling, great character development, what else could you ask for?

I'm sure I mentioned off the cuff to somebody in the past that I would love to write a script using people from the zoo as characters - though I never actually did it, because of the inevitable controversy it would have caused! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I'd definitely read/watch somebody elses effort though (and participate if the script writer deemed me worthy).

Simon

[Myrtle]

After reading this string, I can’t tell whether it’s a goof or serious…..

FWIW…..If you don’t like a troll’s posts…..for crissakes, simply don’t respond.

There’s an old saying……“Never argue with a moron……They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience”…….

My hope is that this “Enforcer Group” is just fiction. But just in case it isn’t……I will now violate the above principle………..

You glutess batrastard agrroant fothemuckers can go stragiht to hlel. Who the fkuc died and maed you wlitess pkrics the abriters of wotrhwilhe potss?

Sig effin Heil, you Arayn trolgoydte ahssoles………….

Please PM me if the above is not pellucidly clear….

Have a lovely day.
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[Simon Diamond]

If you can get the moron brigade of Crockpot, Joe Tall, Lets Rock, and certainly Astroglide banned

Why?

Simon

[Joe Tall]

If you can get the moron brigade of Crockpot, Joe Tall, Lets Rock, and certainly Astroglide banned, I'll be a believer.

Not sure who you are or used to be but I'll have you know I NEVER have had any part of getting someone banned in this forum.

What a wide range of posters you listed, amazing. Quite an interesting 'moron brigade'.

[NotBannedYet]

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Why?

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This would show 2 things:
1) That they have power to get respected (or in this case, posters who post a ton of drivel) banned.
2) That they have the discretion to use their power on those deserving it rather than on the Simon Diamonds of the world.

[Homer]

I don't know who these people are, but I'm kind of insulted they aren't sending me nasty, threatening PM's and trying to get me banned. I feel left out.

[Myrtle]

You forgot to make the 3rd point....

We should re-name the "Enforcer Group" to....

"Needle dick, the bug fuggers, anon."

Perhaps having all of this "power" will make up for the microscopic weinies?
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