For you brainiacs

[Joe Tall]

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Is there a fourth of July in England?


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Yes.

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2. How many birth days does the average man have?

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1.05 (Born again Christians)

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3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

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12

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In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?

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infinity - theorectically a pitcher could Strike Out and infinite number of batters and if the catcher drops the ball everytime and the runner reaches base, it could go on forever.

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Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?

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If she's up for marring dead guys, I can't see why not.

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6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?


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70

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. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

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2

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How many minutes would the pills last?


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29 mins

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?

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9

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. How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

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0

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11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

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Meat

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How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

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12

Fun post,
Joe Tall

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

infinity - theorectically a pitcher could Strike Out and infinite number of batters and if the catcher drops the ball everytime and the runner reaches base, it could go on forever.

trying to get too cute. No putout recorded, thus none of those K's would be technically outs.

[Joe Tall]

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trying to get too cute.

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You are probably right.

The only one I like that is different is my 'pills' answer.

The pills last 29 minutes, therefore, you have to take one every half hour. How's my logic here?

Peace,
JT

[Simon Diamond]

Well then it'd be how many RUNS in an inning... oh... about 300 or so!

Except because we are English, the answer becomes zero. Ask any middle order English batsman how many runs he gets each innings.

None.

Simon

[Al_Capone_Junior]

I THOUGHT i was referring to the really weird game of squash, but then admitting that I screwed up the reference real bad would be admitting I'm NOT a brainiac, and we can't have THAT now, can we....

al