Your best "line" to make people go in tilt.

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if someone berates me for winning a hand for whatever reason I tell them this: "shhh, be very quite, I'm counting my chips."

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Do it in a Elmer Fudd voice

"Be very very quiet. I'm counting my chips. Uh-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu."

Although I'm not far from Doyle, et al, in age, and never played in the games they talk about, you're pretty close to what I was picturing.

Personally, I've never let some wise-azz punk rattle me. If he can beat me with his game, I can accept that. I've been beat by some experts and some not-so. But nobody ever took my chips with his mouth.