Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped

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A girl dumped me without much of a reason. About six months later she told me it was because she was falling in love with me and coulden't deal with it. Here is a piece of the conversation (grammar mistakes and all):

Her: "i shouldn't have started anything if i knew i couldn't emotionally commit to it"

Me: "but if you couldent emotionally commit how can you say you were in love....thats emotional commitment. you just contradicted yourself."

Her: "true, i couldn't stand to be loved back, to much to deal with"

[banditbdl]

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A girl dumped me without much of a reason. About six months later she told me it was because she was falling in love with me and coulden't deal with it. Here is a piece of the conversation (grammar mistakes and all):

Her: "i shouldn't have started anything if i knew i couldn't emotionally commit to it"

Me: "but if you couldent emotionally commit how can you say you were in love....thats emotional commitment. you just contradicted yourself."

Her: "true, i couldn't stand to be loved back, to much to deal with"

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Freaking gold.

I accidentally [censored] her twin sister.

[cdxx]

i got dumped over IM because she was getting married that day or something like that. i was on the east coast at the time, she was in missouri. we hadn't seen each other in several months.

[Isura]

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i got dumped over IM because she was getting married that day or something like that. i was on the east coast at the time, she was in missouri. we hadn't seen each other in several months.

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The thread title isn't "best reason I was dumped".

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I once broke up with this girl after banging because her _______ was loose. At least thats what I told her. She actually just sucked in bed though.

[TheMainEvent]

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I once broke up with this girl after banging because her _______ was loose. At least thats what I told her. She actually just sucked in bed though.

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Good thing you let her down easy. The truth would just be too painful.

[utmt40]

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I once broke up with this girl after banging because her _______ was loose. At least thats what I told her. She actually just sucked in bed though.

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Good thing you let her down easy. The truth would just be too painful.

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Well, I tried. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Blarg]

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Speaking of dates and girls and all that, here’s one I’d like to see OOTers respond to:

Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped. Here’s mine.

Went out with a girl for about three months. One day, I surprised her by making a picnic basket with sandwiches and homemade chocolate chip cookies. We went on our picnic, and then we went to a play and had ice cream afterward. I thought it went well. I was wrong.

About three days after that, she sat me down for the news. I asked her why.

“Remember that picnic you took me on? Well, you made those sandwiches with mustard. I don’t like mustard, I like mayonnaise. So, I just don’t see this thing working out.”

I had no choice but to agree.

Yours?

ScottieK

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LOL, good story. That wasn't the reason she dumped you, but it's definitely funny.

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LOL, good story. That wasn't the reason she dumped you, but it's definitely funny.

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So you're telling me I wrote "bitch" in French's all over her car for no reason?

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ScottieK