Banned from the union

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How many pints of purple nasty had you drank?

I got banned from the union at "lufbra" for exposing myself and urinating against the bar.

They made me clean all the university minibuses after they provided me with a variety of statements from witnesses to the event.

I also got a 6 week ban. Go to Matts bar and the phantom they are much better anyway. This was in 2001 so those places may not even exist now.

TRANSLATION

Loughborough (or lufbra) is a small crackden of a town in the UK with a large university campus. Being a small town there are very few decent places to go out, get drunk and girls to SIIHP.

The Union is a university run facility crammed with bars, girls and a dancefloor (capacity 2000). It is very difficult not to get laid at a night at the 'union'. The girls are young, drunk and full of purple nasty (purple nasty is a drink consisting of cider, lager and blackcurrant - also known as a snakebite and black)

The bouncers at the 'union' are students who all weigh approximately 150lbs apart from the occasional rugby player. They all are get drunk on the power that is given to them in their minimum wage jobs and ban people for the slightest offense (in my case the ban was probably deserved).

The OP is quite rightly aggrieved for been banned for swearing at a bouncer.

Hope this clears things up.

Thank you and goodnight



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