Have you ever written anything on a public restroom wall?

[B Dids]

In a drunken fit I announced at some point that I was going to go use stall #3, because "3" is just my default answer if somebody asks me to pick a random number. I then went into the best stall, as it's farthest away from the middle, but not being next to the wall, which was somehow bad. I must have grabbed a pen and marked it as such.

My freshman year was a lot about a bunch of introverted kids having a large close group of friends for the first time and adding alcohol. Fun times, but not exactly a case study in responsiblity or good decision making.

[man]

my friend put a sign on the door of a stall in his dorm's bathroom that has a picture of a person pissing, and a picture of stalin watching over his shoulder. it says "when you pee on the seat, you pee with stalin!"

..ok you had to be there.

[gildwulf]

There was a typed sign above the urinal in a Second Cup (coffee shop in Montreal) that said: "Please Stop Peeing on the Floor: We Have to Clean It!". I thought that was pretty funny in a depressing kind of way.

[PocketJokers72]

Will those soldiers with smaller muskets please stand closer to the target.

[PocketJokers72]

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my friend put a sign on the door of a stall in his dorm's bathroom that has a picture of a person pissing, and a picture of stalin watching over his shoulder. it says "when you pee on the seat, you pee with stalin!"

..ok you had to be there.

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In Soviet Russia, the toilet pees on you!

[Matt Flynn]

Not graffiti but put there by the restaurant:

At the 42nd Street Oyster Bar and Grill in Raleigh over urinal #1

"Express Lane - Two Beers or Less"

And over the main mirror:

"Damn I'm good looking."


Another bar, long-forgotten, has this waist-high magnifying mirror in the stall that gave everyone a porno-sized schlong.

[Bradyams]

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Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their [censored] in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of [censored]

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I saw this one the other day, and let out a little giggle.

Here I sit cheeks a flexin'
Just gave birth to another Texan

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Here I sit cheeks a flexin'
Just gave birth to another Texan



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Here I sit, amongst smells so rotten
Reminds me of a Col-oh-rodden

nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah

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