Why can't they give good chopsticks?

[hedxcold]

the restaurant i go to in china town gives good chopsticks. i still suck with them though

[ChipWrecked]

Some of us roundeye poseurs who use chopsticks but aren't very good at it, get better traction from the crappy ones.

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Chinese man on business in New York is exchanging currency at his hotel every morning. He is confused at why he is getting a different rate every day.

Manager: Fluctuations.

Chinese man: Ah. (heads for door and turns) Fluck you Americans, too!